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I need one of them to show you. Yeah. That's right.

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I'm going to go back.

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I'm going to go back.

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I'm going to go back.

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I'm going to go back.

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I'm going to go back.

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I'm going to go back.

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We don't need to watch Virgin Media 2 here.

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It's on one of the English channels.

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Good stuff.

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Good stuff.

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How were you firing up after last night?

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That was an awful bit of consternation that was going on.

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It was, Tom.

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I don't know if anyone was watching, but it was very, very traumatic.

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I was bungled into a van by a load of men who were police officers taken away from the Ecuadorian embassy.

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It was really, really rough justice.

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And it wasn't even justice.

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It was injustice.

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Yeah, we heard you screaming from the van.

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I don't know if anyone's just tuned in.

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This is what you missed last night.

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Francis was, let's see if we've got that image here.

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Francis was doing a live stream from the Ecuadorian embassy after he was taken in by the Ecuadorians.

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And given asylum, which was a crazy bit of scenario altogether.

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Let me see if I've got that for you.

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Right here.

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It really was insane, Tom.

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This was the shot from yesterday evening when you first landed at the Ecuadorian embassy.

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How did you get there?

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I mean, we've seen this, but if anyone didn't see it, I just want to ask you how you got there in the end.

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Yeah, fuck it, sure.

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I was just telling you last night, like I had a GP's appointment because I was complaining about the anxiety and the heart palpitations after, you know, having to be in a cell all the time.

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And they gave us the appointment.

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And I had two screws were accompanying me to the doctor.

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And thankfully, they were loose.

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The screws were loose.

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Oh, here, United.

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United looked like they could score here.

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Pogba's in the box.

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Pogba.

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He's lost the ball.

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But the chance arose for me to jump out the window when I was in the doctor's surgery.

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And I just did it and bombed it.

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And then once I got down to the bloody embassy, it was all game on.

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Yep.

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I want to just make that image larger there so we can just see.

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What was it like being there?

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I was fucking mad.

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Like, you know, I had the whole world's press, you know, interview me.

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I was doing play-by-play of the football as well.

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It kind of felt like a dream scenario, you know, compared to the previous two weeks of just eating beans and sausage and tea.

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This was a different kind of vibe altogether.

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Yep.

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I mean, we can see there things developed.

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If you've just joined us, it's Manchester United versus Roma in the Europa League.

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Things developed at peace last night as well for Francis.

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Because what happened next?

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Well, I got to say, it was hilarious.

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I was there on that balcony doing the play-by-play.

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And word got out.

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Word just got out that I was being incarcerated, having to seek asylum.

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I became an asylum seeker.

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So I know I can, you know, definitely say I know what's going on there now, you know.

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And Jesse Jackson, the Reverend Jesse Jackson, got in touch and said, can I come and solidarity it up with you?

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That's a crack.

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And he said, I want to get involved in that.

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That's the crack, Tom.

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That's the crack, Tom.

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You've seen it yourself.

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We have another image here of what happened then when Jesse arrived.

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Mark, formerly known as Sweet Bees.

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Thank you very much.

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This is you with Jesse Jackson last night while Man City were playing PSG.

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Was he into the football at all, Jesse Jackson?

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Was he a footballing man?

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Couldn't fucking tell you, Tom.

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I was too focused on trying to milk my scenario in the limelight.

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Glad you said scenario.

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And I was saying to Jackson, what's the crack, Jack?

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Have you got any words to say about me and make me look good in front of these cameras?

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And he said a few words.

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Yeah, sure.

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He had a few words to say.

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I had the microphone and I put it to his mouth and said, fire away, let rip.

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And, you know, it was a bit confusing, to be honest, because he just kept on going about, you know, the rights and face paint was one.

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Face paint, I think he was trying to say, but it sounded like face paint.

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A bit of miscommunication at the time.

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And, yeah, he was just going on about, he went off on one, really, you know.

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And it was kind of like Martin Luther King.

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He kept on going on about dreams and having a dream and all this kind of stuff.

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In the end, I just had to fucking tend to wind it up.

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Yeah.

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Well, he's got a lot to say.

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He's a lot of experience, like, you know, it's Jesse Jackson.

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And there's a shot of you interviewing him there last night as well.

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Crazy stuff.

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But the craziness got too crazy in the end.

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Oh, look at this.

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If we resize the photograph there, that looks great.

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It looks like you've got tiny legs and a massive torso.

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Thanks, Tom.

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Yeah, if we just keep doing that there, it looks like, it looks hilarious.

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Then we can resize it or maybe sync up the, uh, the signage there.

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And now it looks like both of you have kind of strange bodies.

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But then, anyway.

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Here's Man Utd.

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Here's Man Utd.

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Here's Man Utd.

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And it's Rashford.

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It's a goal.

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It's Marcus Rash.

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It's not.

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It's Bruno Fernandes.

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Bruno, Bruno Fernandes.

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He come from Portugal.

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Bruno Fernandes.

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He scored.

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Sorry, we'll take that rubbish off the screen there.

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Bruno Fernandes.

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He scored for Manchester City.

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It's a goal to the goose.

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It's one goal to the good.

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And what work it was initially by Paul Pogba to get the ball onto Cavani's toes,

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who then plays just like a clinical pass through ball to Bruno Fernandes,

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who, uh, just casually, nonchalantly, as you like,

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little chip over the keeper, just a little deek over the keeper,

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and it's gone right into the back of the onion sack.

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It's one goal to the goose.

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Bruno, Bruno Fernandes.

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He come from Portugal.

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But Jesse Jackson then had to fuck off for a bit,

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and it all went tits up.

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Yep.

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You were saying that it wasn't going to be any good for you being there in the embassy anyway,

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because, you know, you were basically trapped there for a long time.

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Anaconda G, thank you very much.

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Anaconda G.

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Something wrong with the line there, Francis.

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It kind of went very clear for a moment.

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It's just the way it goes, Tom.

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Bruno Fernandes just won a corner for Man U as well.

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Ten minutes on the thing there.

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Ten minutes on the screen for us.

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In reality, ten minutes.

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We've got a great stream tonight.

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Great stream.

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And it's completely safe, legit.

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We feel good about it.

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Sure, we always felt good about it.

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There was never any kind of feeling of dodging us about it.

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And again, Cavani's wearing that plaster on his face.

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He thinks he's Nelly.

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Do you know?

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Nelly for Tardole.

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No, Nelly the rapper.

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Yeah.

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And here they come now.

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They've won another corner.

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Rashford was trying to shimmy his way into the box.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Thank you very much, Chris.

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Just a couple of tips there.

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We want to say thanks and give thanks and praise to everyone.

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Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast.

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Very, very kind of you.

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Fernandes tries to play ball and it's rubbish.

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Let's see here now.

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Who have we got?

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Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast.

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Anaconda G.

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Thanking you.

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I hope you're doing well.

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Chris, thank you very much.

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Mama Duck, good day.

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With these streams, you're spoiling us.

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Thank you very much.

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Sure, that's Ferrero Roche, not streams.

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Hey, but thanks for the tip.

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You heard him there.

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Just replaying that Bruno Fernandes goal again.

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It's just a lovely touch.

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There's no more to say about it.

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Nice, nice passes from Pogba to Cavani and that little ball from Cavani to Bruno.

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And a little celebration there from Bruno Fernandes was when he was running away.

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It was just like, yeah, just another day at the office.

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Or whatever they call the office in Portugal.

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El Oficio.

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Is that the crack?

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Not sure, Tom.

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Just a little bit of a stab in the dark.

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Funnily enough, there was a stab in the dark on the wing there last night.

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Nothing too major, but there was a laceration.

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You should have seen that.

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There was a rubber.

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I think it was Dzeko went to strike the ball and it was a complete and utter miscue.

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Now there's calls for handball.

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Crazy bit of business.

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Oh, I think the referee's giving a penalty.

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Maguire is fuming.

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Something's going on here, lads.

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Something's going on here, lads.

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We don't know what yet.

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We're just waiting to get clarification on this.

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We might crank up the sound for a moment.

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A break.

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This would be the first attack.

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I think the first time in the United half.

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I don't want to be playing the audio too much.

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I don't want to get DMCA'd by Run DMC.

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Funnily enough, are manning the wheels of steel in the Twitter sphere.

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Or the Twitch sphere.

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Looks like a penalty.

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Oh, bloody hell.

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What was Pogba doing?

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It's a handball anyway.

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Struck Pogba.

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Pogba's hands were in the air.

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He had his hands in the air like he was on the dance floor.

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You look good on the dance floor.

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But not in the penalty area, Pogba.

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You need to save those moves for the dance floor.

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Great tune there by...

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Was that the Arctic Monkeys, was it?

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It was, Tom.

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You know your stuff.

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So there's a fella at number seven

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stepping up to take the penalty here for Roma.

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Good game this so far if he gets this one in.

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15 minutes gone.

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It's Pellegrini.

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He's stepping up.

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The guy is shitting himself.

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He's shitting bricks.

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Sorry about the language, folks.

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He's shitting.

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He's shcuttering.

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Will he do his slipping and sliding?

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The guy, you know, usually jumps off the line to put people off.

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And your man's got a tattoo of a Cadbury's C

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and a stare under his ear.

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He's scored!

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And that's a goal for Roma!

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Roma!

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Roma!

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Roma!

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Good man, Tom.

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Did you like that?

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It was nice.

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It added a nice bit of weight to the situation because you need that.

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You need to throw a bit of weight behind the goals.

262
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I don't think there are enough these days.

263
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A penalty?

264
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Definitely not.

265
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It requires some kind of auditory, celebrity, fucking you-know-what, trickery.

266
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Jiggery-pokery.

267
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And you've got it.

268
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You're the man.

269
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You're the man to do it, Tom.

270
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:44,660
Well, the man to do it for Roma there was Pellegrini scoring that penalty.

271
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It was Pog Palba who handballed the ball, handled it, put the arms out.

272
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And that's not allowed.

273
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:55,300
I don't think you'd even need VAR to tell you that one.

274
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There was a bit of deliberation from the referee on his side.

275
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But it was stitched up in a few heartbeats.

276
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And now it's 1-1.

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Good game, this.

278
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Good game.

279
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Not a bad one, Tom.

280
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So far, so good.

281
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I want to tell you something else.

282
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If another goal gets scored...

283
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What?

284
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:18,380
Then it'll be 2-1 to one of the other teams.

285
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:23,180
Looking forward to seeing what kind of pigeons feathers get ruffled then.

286
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,080
Thanks very much there, people who tuned in.

287
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:34,700
Sorry, we're not really looking at the chat enough because we're focusing on the game.

288
00:15:34,780 --> 00:15:37,280
Hopefully, you're not annoyed at that.

289
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:38,840
Captain Sack, thanks very much.

290
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:42,180
Glad to see you're not signed exclusively to Champions League.

291
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,180
We'll do anything.

292
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,200
Captain Sack, we'll cover anything.

293
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:52,120
Are we limited to soccer?

294
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:55,920
I don't know why you're asking me.

295
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,580
You're the man with the plan.

296
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,460
Yeah, but I mean, I'm in prison, so...

297
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,820
I mean, if there's anything going on, I'm available.

298
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,260
I get one call a day.

299
00:16:05,420 --> 00:16:08,500
And the thing is, they don't care how long it goes on for.

300
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:09,640
So I can cover the...

301
00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:12,380
You know, it's two hours for a game of soccer or something.

302
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,200
Or we watch another sport.

303
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:16,180
We can cover it all, like, you know?

304
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:19,280
Ball comes in from United.

305
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,300
Wan-Bissaka on that right wing.

306
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:26,620
You know, he's got the tender touch of a man who's played football for a long time.

307
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,000
Probably since he was a child.

308
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:32,680
And Roma try to blast it away.

309
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,760
But it blasts off Rashford's foot.

310
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:37,060
And then goes out for a...

311
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A goal kick or a throw, I beg your pardon.

312
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To Roma.

313
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,420
Spinazzola.

314
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Number 37, Spinazzola.

315
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For Roma.

316
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,180
Some name.

317
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,120
Where's he from?

318
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:54,280
Probably Italian or something.

319
00:16:55,020 --> 00:17:03,960
Leonardo Spinazzola is an Italian footballer who plays as a left-sided midfielder or wing-back for Serie A club.

320
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Roma.

321
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,400
And the Italy national team.

322
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:11,420
What kind of weight is he in value?

323
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,720
What's he packing on the transfer market?

324
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,340
Having a little luck here now.

325
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:22,140
Leonardo Spinazzola on the transfer market.

326
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,380
23.4 million.

327
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:26,940
That's out of my price range, Tom.

328
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,520
You weren't going to buy him anyway.

329
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,060
Just a joke.

330
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,440
Just a joke.

331
00:17:34,540 --> 00:17:40,460
But if I was on championship manager or football manager, whatever you call it these days, I'd probably sign him.

332
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:45,320
Based on that throw-in he made there from the corner flag.

333
00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,220
It was cracking.

334
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,900
Lovely bit of fancy footwork from Rashford comes unstuck.

335
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,560
But the ball rolls back to Basaka.

336
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,920
Fernandez whips it in a little curler.

337
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:56,940
Trying to find a couple of boys.

338
00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:01,280
Cavani and it just goes straight into the hands of the goalkeeper for Roma.

339
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,100
Lopez.

340
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:06,740
And Roma are going to start off from the back.

341
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,400
Passing it around Cavani though.

342
00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:13,480
Hustling and hurrying and making them work from that back position.

343
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:15,460
Pressing.

344
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:16,320
How'd.

345
00:18:16,540 --> 00:18:20,180
But they're losing their footing as Scott McTominay falls on his arse.

346
00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:21,100
Gives the ball away.

347
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,960
Roma try to find Dekko.

348
00:18:23,860 --> 00:18:25,840
In that middle D.

349
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,620
It's so cold in the D but it's gone back to United.

350
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,000
It's a bit of pinball now.

351
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,440
Cavani's got a hold of it.

352
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,660
He's going to have to hold up play.

353
00:18:34,180 --> 00:18:36,920
Tries to find Rashford on the right flank.

354
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:38,140
But it's a blank ball.

355
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:44,460
And now it's your man Spinazola being hustled and harried down at the corner flag.

356
00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,720
Lovely bit of stuff so far.

357
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,140
Both teams really fighting tooth and nail for possession.

358
00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:58,300
And it's great to see the goals happen so fast because you know it's not going to be.

359
00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,440
It's going to be a lively one.

360
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,060
It is.

361
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:06,080
The sack of falling on his arse there and then handling the ball.

362
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,480
No I think he's being done for handball now.

363
00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,940
I always wondered about that.

364
00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:18,080
Do you know the confidence of a player who falls down and immediately grabs the ball as if to say yeah that's a foul.

365
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:21,860
I don't even need to listen or wait for the referee to give that.

366
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:29,000
You know when I have you ever seen one of those where that happens and then the player gets bollocked for handling the ball.

367
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,040
Not seen it.

368
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:32,280
I've not seen it.

369
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:35,120
But unless that was one instance of it there.

370
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:40,100
I'd like to have been here in the commentary or to have been fully tuned into it there.

371
00:19:41,060 --> 00:19:43,340
But no card was shown.

372
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:44,460
So we don't know.

373
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:52,180
Just want to say thank you there to Flembeg and 9miljil.

374
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,560
She's a silenced hotshot.

375
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:00,460
Oh.

376
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,120
Rashford.

377
00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:09,920
Lovely control on that right hand flank to receive a long winded ball from Fernandez.

378
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:10,860
Thanks for the tip.

379
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:11,660
Paul Meshkel.

380
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:13,100
Thank you very much Meshkel.

381
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:18,300
I hope you're getting on well and fair play to you for the normal people and all that stuff.

382
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:22,460
And the Emmy nomination or the Golden Globe nomination or whatever it was.

383
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,660
We're all thinking about you back here.

384
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:29,920
And also, we're all thinking about you, courtesy of BillyBet247.

385
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:34,360
I put a bet on in Brussels, a bet in Dublin, and a bet in Catlebar.

386
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:35,380
Try it sometime.

387
00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:38,700
BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet, BillyBet.

388
00:20:39,220 --> 00:20:41,720
Connor, thanks for the tip as well, my friend.

389
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:46,140
You say, do BillyBet have any specials on the NFL draft?

390
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:49,360
What do you think of the 49ers?

391
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,700
And who do you think they'll draft?

392
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,740
Cavani's coming in now, don't worry.

393
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:54,040
That's not an answer to the question.

394
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,460
NFL will not be drafting Cavani.

395
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:57,940
Bissaka's on the ball.

396
00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:00,680
Bissaka puts it into the middle of the area.

397
00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:03,440
Doesn't go anywhere near the man he wants, though.

398
00:21:03,620 --> 00:21:06,620
Roma, head the ball out, falling back to Bissaka.

399
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,080
Puts the ball back into the danger mixer.

400
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,400
And a foul has been committed on Marcus Rashford.

401
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:18,540
I think it was Ibanez, or one of those bucks, went up to head the ball.

402
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:23,380
He was clambering all over the back of Rashford like he was a bloody climbing frame.

403
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,500
And then Rashford's gone down clutching the back of the cone.

404
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,020
That's going to be a free kick in a dangerous area.

405
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,200
Free kick in a dangerous area for United.

406
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,000
22 minutes gone.

407
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,840
Played here at the Manchester City Arena.

408
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,500
And I got to say something.

409
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,200
It looks as though they're going to do the business against the Romanian boys.

410
00:21:44,740 --> 00:21:49,260
I put a bet on in Brussels, a bet in Dublin, and a bet in Castlebar.

411
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,400
Try it from time.

412
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,580
Just to clarify, France said Romanians.

413
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,360
The then-Romanian side is Roma, the team from Italy.

414
00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:00,680
Bruno Fernandes free kick over the bar.

415
00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:02,540
And that's going to go nowhere.

416
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:05,960
And he's saying something in Portuguese like, mamma mia.

417
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,060
I'd say that's Italian, Tom, what you're saying there.

418
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,100
Do you know any Portuguese?

419
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:13,920
Fernandes.

420
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,880
That's his name.

421
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,600
Yeah, it's Portuguese, Tom.

422
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,340
Where is he from?

423
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:25,040
Portugal.

424
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:29,200
So, what nationality is that that I was speaking?

425
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:32,780
Technically, you're speaking Portuguese.

426
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:34,980
Case closed.

427
00:22:36,260 --> 00:22:38,100
You do not pass go.

428
00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,100
You do not collect 200 pounds.

429
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,980
And I'm the best.

430
00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:46,800
The stream is...

431
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,940
It's a great stream.

432
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,360
Except it's gone a little bit pixelated.

433
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:55,800
So, Virgin Media 2, you need to pull the plug.

434
00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:00,380
Or you need to pull something out of something and get something sorted out there.

435
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,360
Paul Meshko, thank you.

436
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,440
Millwall Dressers.

437
00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,400
Thank you very much.

438
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,980
Millwall Dressers.

439
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:07,600
Possession here.

440
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:09,060
Dominated.

441
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:10,280
Mainly by United.

442
00:23:10,580 --> 00:23:12,160
Nearly 70% possession.

443
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,000
They're breaking down the side flank with Rashford now.

444
00:23:15,300 --> 00:23:16,120
Takes a man on.

445
00:23:16,260 --> 00:23:16,720
Beats him.

446
00:23:16,860 --> 00:23:18,280
Lovely little bit of skill from Rashford.

447
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:19,760
Puts the ball into Fernandes.

448
00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:20,560
Takes a shot.

449
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:21,940
Snake.

450
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,500
And I think it was a double bobble there.

451
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,440
Would have gone out for a corner ball.

452
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,700
Except it came back and then bounced off for an end.

453
00:23:32,300 --> 00:23:35,360
And has gone out for a Roma.

454
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:38,200
A Roma goal kick.

455
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,240
The Roma boys are after you.

456
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,140
Actually, we're looking at the replay here.

457
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:47,620
It just was a blank ball of a shot.

458
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,680
Didn't double bobble at all.

459
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,340
Didn't even touch a Roma player first.

460
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,380
It just was a blank ball.

461
00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:56,840
And it rolled out the side hatch.

462
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,340
But I mean, it's Bruno Fernandes.

463
00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:02,340
Who scored a goal.

464
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,120
So whatever he does.

465
00:24:05,260 --> 00:24:06,620
At least he's done that.

466
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,780
Yeah, he won't be too embarrassed about that.

467
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:12,640
But he won't want to have too many howlers like that.

468
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,220
Wanbissaka's just cutting out every pass that comes his way.

469
00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:18,380
He's a great asset.

470
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:19,480
Pogba shot from Ridge.

471
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,020
Oh, Palm Stings.

472
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:22,280
Golf resort.

473
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:24,700
Wanbissaka with the follow-up.

474
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:25,840
Doesn't go nowhere.

475
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:30,040
But he still regained composure and control on that right-hand flank side.

476
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,100
The goalkeeper's clutching his shoulder.

477
00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:34,500
The ball is going to get kicked out here.

478
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,600
And that goalie's shoulder is the priority here.

479
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,340
The health, safety of the players is top priority.

480
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:43,080
Quick replay.

481
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,900
Pogba gets one of his trademark long-range shots on.

482
00:24:46,900 --> 00:24:49,760
And the goalie saves it well.

483
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:52,040
doesn't look like he's hurt himself on that one.

484
00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:53,760
Maybe it was the follow-up or something.

485
00:24:54,860 --> 00:24:55,980
Maybe it was the follow-up.

486
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,500
It was a great save from the goalkeeper.

487
00:24:57,580 --> 00:25:01,900
Because there was a few men blocking himself and Pogba.

488
00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:03,800
So he had to go on instinct alone.

489
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,500
And look at the replay here.

490
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:08,920
He dives.

491
00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:10,320
Lands.

492
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:13,160
Doesn't really land that awkwardly on his shoulder.

493
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,540
But then he starts complaining.

494
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:15,420
Maybe he's lying.

495
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:19,540
Maybe he just is lying in order to take a break.

496
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,440
Well, that's not our...

497
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:24,000
Hopefully he's not injured.

498
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,640
We're not saying he's lying.

499
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:29,720
But the substitute goalkeeper is having to warm up now.

500
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:31,800
And this is bad news for Roma.

501
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,760
Their manager's wearing a black flat cap.

502
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,060
And he's got designer stubble.

503
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,960
The ice pack has been applied to the Romanese goalkeeper.

504
00:25:43,540 --> 00:25:46,900
Who goes by the name as Porrick Lopez.

505
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:49,600
For Roma.

506
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,020
He's having to come off now.

507
00:25:51,620 --> 00:25:53,320
So indeed, I don't think he was...

508
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,820
I don't think he was telling fibs.

509
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,220
I think he really has done his shoulder.

510
00:25:57,340 --> 00:25:58,040
And that's not...

511
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,820
That's sad, that.

512
00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:01,640
That is sad for our Porrick-Ean Lopez.

513
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:03,760
A great man for the saving.

514
00:26:03,900 --> 00:26:05,320
A great man for the goalie gloves.

515
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,280
And wait a sec.

516
00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:08,780
I think he's bullshitting, Tom.

517
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,740
He's gone off the side hatch.

518
00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:12,880
And now he's winding the arm back up.

519
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,460
And he's going,

520
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,200
Oh, I'm fine.

521
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:14,680
I'm okay.

522
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,760
He was bullshitting.

523
00:26:17,980 --> 00:26:20,560
It's almost as if the physios are going,

524
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:21,440
Are you serious?

525
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:24,660
Yep.

526
00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:26,460
The physios are looking at him going,

527
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,340
What's going on, man?

528
00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:27,980
Are you taking the piss?

529
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,100
They're telling him to come off now.

530
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,380
This is insane, Tom.

531
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,740
I've never seen anything like it.

532
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:41,300
Porrick Lopez for Roma has walked off the pitch now.

533
00:26:42,220 --> 00:26:44,460
Deciding he was okay.

534
00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:45,700
He was going to go back on.

535
00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,900
And the manager, he looks awfully pissed off.

536
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,600
But I mean, the designer stubble.

537
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:55,740
The suit, the casual, smart casual wear he's got on.

538
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:56,940
The gear he's got on.

539
00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:58,100
It's great.

540
00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,300
But he's having to make that substitution.

541
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:04,920
Porrick Lopez goes off after 28 minutes.

542
00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,900
And the new keeper comes on.

543
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:11,340
The man is Gonzalo Villar.

544
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,660
Gonzalo Villar.

545
00:27:13,380 --> 00:27:16,660
And this Gonzalo fella, let's have a look at the stats.

546
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,420
He's a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Roma.

547
00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:22,680
Obviously, we know that.

548
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,760
He's made 38 appearances for Roma this year.

549
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:28,860
Oh, he's not.

550
00:27:29,260 --> 00:27:31,260
You know, he's not green about the gills.

551
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,960
Or wet behind the ears.

552
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:34,800
Whatever way you want to call that.

553
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,720
Green about the gills would mean he's sick.

554
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,040
Well, he's not sick anyway.

555
00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:41,560
Definitely not.

556
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,320
If he's coming on to play a fucking professional football match.

557
00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:46,840
And if he is sick.

558
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:49,780
Or if any of the professional footballers out there are feeling sick.

559
00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:53,660
Or any signs or symptoms of COVID have been detected.

560
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:55,180
It is up to them.

561
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:57,680
Purely and simply.

562
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,340
To announce that.

563
00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:00,900
If they've kept it to themselves.

564
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,280
Then God have mercy on their souls.

565
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:08,780
Just want to say a big thank you to John McCrurick.

566
00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:11,140
Who tipped there while we were talking.

567
00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:12,500
Absolute gack.

568
00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,140
And he has said that.

569
00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:17,200
What's John McCrurick saying?

570
00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:21,460
He says that I wholeheartedly endorse Billy Bet.

571
00:28:21,540 --> 00:28:22,320
Here comes Roma.

572
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:23,620
Ball comes in.

573
00:28:24,580 --> 00:28:26,800
And Maguire gets a block on it.

574
00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:27,800
And it's gone out for a throw.

575
00:28:28,060 --> 00:28:30,620
He says I wholeheartedly endorse Billy Bet.

576
00:28:30,940 --> 00:28:31,960
And their endeavours.

577
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:33,820
I use them regularly.

578
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:36,000
From beyond the grave.

579
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,260
We've actually forgot there.

580
00:28:37,460 --> 00:28:38,820
John McCrurick is so sad.

581
00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:39,920
Sadly passed.

582
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:40,860
No longer with us.

583
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,540
He was a great man for the tips.

584
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:49,700
the horses. Yes I remember you should always be doing the tic tac on channel 4.

585
00:28:49,700 --> 00:29:06,440
With the money I'm gonna make up the app I'm gonna buy a limited edition

586
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:22,520
pressing of Dario G's sunshine on vinyl I don't even have a record player sure.

587
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:28,940
Manchester United are on the attack down the right hand flank flank hatcher and it's

588
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:36,260
that trifecta tops a dangerous deadly dinosaur composed of Fernandez Rashmi

589
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:50,260
Ashford, Bissaka and even McTominay was getting involved in them but that would not be a trifecta tops then that would make it some kind of quadrilateral dinosaur creature. Do you know any of those guys Francis?

590
00:29:50,260 --> 00:30:08,260
The quadriceps that that creature that stalked the planes back in the day they found the remains of them. It was a four spined beast and it featured heavily in the film Jurassic Farc 7.

591
00:30:08,260 --> 00:30:15,260
Never seen it any good? Never seen it myself Tom because it doesn't exist I made it up.

592
00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:27,260
*Croaring laughter*

593
00:30:27,260 --> 00:30:29,260
*Croaring laughter*

594
00:30:29,260 --> 00:30:31,260
*Croaring laughter*

595
00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:59,260
*Croaring laughter*

596
00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:00,080
What farts.

597
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,380
Well, I was meant to make some kind of like,

598
00:31:03,500 --> 00:31:05,620
I should have just done like a growling sound,

599
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,900
but I did that noise instead.

600
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,300
Sounded like something else happened.

601
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,460
Thanks very much, Agent Dale.

602
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,000
I hope you're getting on well here, Agent Dale,

603
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,360
and you're as excited as I am about this free kick

604
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,260
for Man United City FC.

605
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,940
They're about to get a free kick, and it's that man again.

606
00:31:29,500 --> 00:31:33,200
Bruno Fernandes, who's going to take it.

607
00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:37,100
And I smell a goal coming on.

608
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,900
Takes the corner, whips it in.

609
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:42,360
Comes off the head of a Roma man, falls to Fred.

610
00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:43,380
Freddo.

611
00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:50,540
He plays it back to Wan-Bissak, who plays it back to Dagaia.

612
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,380
So it's gone all the way back to goal.

613
00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:55,860
Dagaia hoofs it up the field.

614
00:31:56,300 --> 00:31:58,100
It's gone over the back line there,

615
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,480
and the goalkeeper man, the new man on the scene,

616
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:07,660
Gonzalo Villar, collects, scoops up that ball,

617
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,120
and it's safely in his hands at the moment.

618
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,980
After half an hour played already,

619
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,100
the time flies when you're watching a good game.

620
00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:17,740
Sure does, Tom.

621
00:32:17,820 --> 00:32:22,520
We're watching that absolute piecemeal cack the other day,

622
00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:26,220
Man U in Leeds, which had zero goals,

623
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:30,800
zero entertainment value, and then you had the Caribou Cup final.

624
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,740
Absolute load of rubbish.

625
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:43,560
I find that maybe the Europa League could have better quality games going for them than even the Champions League the last few years.

626
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:45,160
Yep.

627
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:47,120
Here's Dzeko.

628
00:32:47,420 --> 00:32:48,160
Here's Dzeko.

629
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:48,980
Puts it in.

630
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:50,140
It's Dzeko!

631
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:52,300
And a goal for Roma.

632
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:53,700
Unbelievable.

633
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:56,440
33 minutes played.

634
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:01,560
And the Romanesians, the Roman army, the Centurions,

635
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:06,320
led by Caesar and the boys and fucking Augustino

636
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,780
and all those lads have scored a goal.

637
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,160
It's Eden Dzeko.

638
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:17,560
That man, who actually used to play for Manchester City United as well,

639
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:24,760
so it's a former alumni getting one back on his former City Club.

640
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:30,860
And it was a tight, tight pass for your man who got the assist,

641
00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:35,280
number seven, Pellegrini, who set up Dzeko.

642
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,420
Man, you were saying it was the offside, but there's no offside there.

643
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:42,220
There's no offside there.

644
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:43,860
And then the flag would have gone up, sure.

645
00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:46,440
And the VR boys would have said something.

646
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:52,280
There's a whole gang of men in a room somewhere, who knows where,

647
00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:56,740
just watching and slowing it down, replaying, rewind it,

648
00:33:57,140 --> 00:34:00,080
putting on the fucking, what the fuck?

649
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:03,760
Are you for real?

650
00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:12,780
Why do you think there's something going on there now?

651
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:15,680
Just have to check something here, lads.

652
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,560
Back in a sec now.

653
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:40,860
Oh, come on, Tom.

654
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:40,880
Oh, come on, Tom.

655
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:43,080
Mama, yeah, yeah.

656
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,980
Tim Reedy.

657
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:45,060
Tim Reedy.

658
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:45,420
Tim Reedy.

659
00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:47,220
Tim Reedy.

660
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:50,600
I can't believe this.

661
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:52,840
I don't believe this.

662
00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:54,540
I don't want to believe this.

663
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,980
But I do want to believe this.

664
00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:57,740
But I can't believe this.

665
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:18,120
I don't know what to say about this.

666
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:25,020
other than a hundred, thank you a thousand times to Tim Reedy.

667
00:35:25,780 --> 00:35:26,480
I didn't know.

668
00:35:26,540 --> 00:35:27,800
I really did not understand.

669
00:35:28,020 --> 00:35:29,240
I don't know what to say about that.

670
00:35:29,340 --> 00:35:30,200
Be well, Francis.

671
00:35:31,260 --> 00:35:34,280
He says, you might read this out, Frank.

672
00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:36,440
Oh, the man.

673
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,760
Tom, were you just doing an impression of me there?

674
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:41,980
I can't help it.

675
00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,820
At the moment, things are confusing.

676
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:45,840
The man you nearly scored a goal.

677
00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:49,260
Tim Reedy says, be well, Francis.

678
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,120
Nothing funny.

679
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,700
Nothing funny to Billy Roll on your stream.

680
00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:57,340
Take care and keep it going, my friend.

681
00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:58,360
Love you.

682
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,900
Holy, holy moly.

683
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,200
Holy moly, Tom.

684
00:36:06,020 --> 00:36:07,260
Thank you very much, Tim.

685
00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:10,600
From the bottom of my cell.

686
00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:12,840
From Woolworth Police Station.

687
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,140
Thanks for that.

688
00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,320
That's very, very nice of you.

689
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,920
Thank you very much, Tim.

690
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,000
McCarthy, Buckel.

691
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:24,860
Thank you very much.

692
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,620
Vinegar Stroke 69 as well.

693
00:36:28,980 --> 00:36:29,420
Unbelievable.

694
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,220
I actually, I don't know what to do.

695
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:34,620
I don't know what to do.

696
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,360
There's only one thing you can do, Tom.

697
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,560
Go on the piss.

698
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:40,980
Big time.

699
00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:42,520
We have a game.

700
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,380
We do have a game to cover here.

701
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,480
So we need to keep going.

702
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:50,280
The good news is,

703
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,100
aside from obviously the fucking amazing news there,

704
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:56,400
that Tim Reed is just dispatched.

705
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,160
a bag of sand.

706
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,660
To use a bit of new Francis Higgins,

707
00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,440
Cockney rhyming slang,

708
00:37:05,540 --> 00:37:08,360
you were telling me that's a bag of sand over there in the prison.

709
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:10,280
Yeah, the bag of sand.

710
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,220
Or it's a double pony.

711
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,860
Or a double, maybe a double monkey.

712
00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:18,020
I think it was a double monkey, Tom.

713
00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:23,580
Tim Reed has dispatched a double monkey.

714
00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:30,220
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy times we are living in.

715
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,880
Great job as always, lads, says McCarthy.

716
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,680
Shout out to Adam in London.

717
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:40,580
He's working in cryptocurrency and making a killing over there.

718
00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:42,820
Keep well and keep safe, Francis.

719
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:45,860
Thanks very much, McCarthy Buckel.

720
00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:49,480
And if anyone is getting into crypto, be careful.

721
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:52,080
We know there's a lot of shysters out there.

722
00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:53,620
Yep, definitely.

723
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,300
You've got to be wary of people who just come out of the woodwork

724
00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:58,880
and started saying to buy into their brand new coin.

725
00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:04,720
You know, especially if they've never had any history involvement in making these crypto deals.

726
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:05,820
Yeah.

727
00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:10,540
And that's complete opposite when it comes to your coin, though.

728
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:11,400
Yep.

729
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,320
It's still not on the market yet, but we're getting a lot of investors.

730
00:38:15,540 --> 00:38:20,520
Tim, Tim Reedy there is just his top priority at the moment.

731
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,000
Thanks for the tip.

732
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,120
Chief Irons, thank you very much.

733
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,540
I know that Jeco's...

734
00:38:27,540 --> 00:38:30,700
I know that Jeco's owl lad worked as a labourer,

735
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:36,280
putting the tunnels down to the lab under Raccoon City Police Department.

736
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:39,200
He'd do odd jobs around the orphanage, too.

737
00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:41,180
Some man for the pints.

738
00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:46,460
Well, I wouldn't know anything about Jeco's owl lad,

739
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:50,740
but it does seem that he has a few fans here watching the stream anyway.

740
00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:57,320
Thanks so much there, Chief Irons McCarthy and Tim Reedy.

741
00:38:57,860 --> 00:38:59,220
From myself, Tammy Schlug.

742
00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:00,700
I know Francis said thank you very much.

743
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,320
That very, very heartwarming message as well.

744
00:39:04,540 --> 00:39:06,020
Thank you very much.

745
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:09,320
We're going to try and just keep the show on the road here

746
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,540
and not let anything get to our heads too much,

747
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:18,120
other than the fact that we're five minutes away from the end of the first half,

748
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,840
or regulation time, that is.

749
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:24,280
And man, you are getting better at Old Trafford by the Romanians,

750
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,860
the Roma boys, who are actually Italians.

751
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:28,800
They're not Romanian.

752
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:34,700
It is true, Tom, that they are not Romanian one bit.

753
00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:43,000
And it's that man, Eden Dzeko, who's owl lad built tunnels under Raccoon Police Department back in the day,

754
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:47,080
according to people who watch this stream.

755
00:39:47,540 --> 00:39:49,000
Chief Irons.

756
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:56,480
I want to say a big shout out to everybody out there in the chat who's watching.

757
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,640
And thanks very much.

758
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:05,060
And I hope that because we can't look at the chat as much as we would usually do on a different kind of stream,

759
00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:06,680
that it isn't ruining the buzz.

760
00:40:07,340 --> 00:40:10,060
attention is what is necessary here.

761
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:19,420
And I especially really need to focus because I'm juggling a lot at the moment with the prison and the terror charges.

762
00:40:20,040 --> 00:40:23,420
I'm still under investigation from the Brit, please.

763
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,640
The Brits are after me.

764
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:26,640
Well, they've got you.

765
00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,000
They've got you.

766
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:30,320
And I tell you who else is being got here.

767
00:40:31,100 --> 00:40:32,960
That fella number 77.

768
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,980
For, uh, oh no, it was Dzeko.

769
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:38,700
Dzeko just took down Wembe Saka and got penalized.

770
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:40,140
No yellow cards shown.

771
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:45,960
But man, you want to seriously get their act together and get a goal here before halftime.

772
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:50,200
Otherwise, it's going to be an Oli Gunnar Solskjaer bollocking session.

773
00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,160
Behind the bollocking.

774
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,520
Pardon me there.

775
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,300
Wembe Saka finds Rashford.

776
00:40:58,420 --> 00:41:00,440
Now Rashford goes on one of his marauding runs.

777
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,120
He gives it to Cavani.

778
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,720
Cavani loses the ball.

779
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:07,020
In fairness, he had three Roma players all over him.

780
00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:12,160
And, uh, Fred tries his utmost to keep it in, but it rolls out for a goal kick.

781
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:21,120
And, uh, Fred looks mightily frustrated with himself there after making a complete Freddy Durscht burst for the line to get that ball.

782
00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:23,760
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

783
00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:24,720
Freddy Durscht.

784
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,560
Look at this, uh, bit of wrestling between Pogba and Dzeko.

785
00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:29,300
That was funny.

786
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:32,280
Yeah, Pogba got taken down.

787
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:32,340
Yeah, Pogba got taken down.

788
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:32,340
Yeah, Pogba got taken down.

789
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:33,840
41 minutes played.

790
00:41:34,240 --> 00:41:36,660
Roma getting the better of their opponents here.

791
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,260
And then, uh, thank you very much for your tip.

792
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:40,720
Good man yourself, Anan.

793
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:42,500
Cheers, you see.

794
00:41:42,900 --> 00:41:44,500
That's very, very kind of thing.

795
00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,100
Getting down.

796
00:41:45,100 --> 00:41:46,040
Getting down.

797
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,000
And, uh, doing, uh, doing fine.

798
00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:48,840
Enjoying the commentary.

799
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,820
Vinegar Stroke 69 says,

800
00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:53,280
Great news about the pubs opening the 10th of June.

801
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,700
We'll all be back in the Vinegar Stroke in no time.

802
00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:00,580
But, uh, that's what, uh, that's what the message, message said.

803
00:42:00,660 --> 00:42:01,880
That, that isn't my sentiment.

804
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:09,520
And he says, we'll all be back in the Vinegar Stroke as if that's the name of a bar in, uh, I don't know where you live anyway.

805
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:15,780
I don't know the names of the pubs where you're living, but that's definitely one I've never drank down there myself.

806
00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:20,580
Fortunately, we're, uh, only a few minutes away from halftime.

807
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,200
And tipples can commence in that scenario.

808
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:29,320
And right now, Roma look like they could go for a third.

809
00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:31,140
That really would be a turn up for the books.

810
00:42:31,740 --> 00:42:35,280
And a real stitch up for United for the, for the second leg.

811
00:42:35,460 --> 00:42:38,460
If they have to contest a load of away goals.

812
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:42,360
Don't forget, Roma have their, uh, their first choice goalkeeper.

813
00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:44,640
Set to go off with a shoulder injury.

814
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,700
Which was dubious to say the least, Francis.

815
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,700
Very, very dubious to say the least, Tom.

816
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,740
Let me just take a swig of water at the same time as yourself.

817
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:01,820
Thanks for the tip.

818
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:02,820
Jimmy Tip.

819
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,400
Thanks very much for the tip.

820
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:06,220
Jimmy Tip.

821
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,460
Kneecap.

822
00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,020
Thank you very much, Kneecap.

823
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:12,800
Uh, for your kind-hearted tip as well.

824
00:43:13,680 --> 00:43:15,740
Uh, love the stream, lads, says Kneecap.

825
00:43:15,980 --> 00:43:18,660
Get yourselves a couple of pints and maybe some crisps.

826
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,360
Shout out to Billy Big Bollocks from Balladurine.

827
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:30,420
Um, big shout out to BBB, the triple B from Balladurine.

828
00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:31,480
There's quadruple B.

829
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:32,780
Quad B.

830
00:43:32,980 --> 00:43:33,600
Be quad.

831
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,480
Be squad.

832
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:35,600
Be safe.

833
00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:36,880
Be seen on a night.

834
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:41,880
All those were high-vis, especially out Balladurine where they drive like fucking lunatics out there.

835
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,060
Especially after dark.

836
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:45,540
That's when you need to be seen.

837
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,200
But there's a nice enough stretch at the moment.

838
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,060
I'm looking out the window.

839
00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:51,240
And there's still a nice bit of daylight there.

840
00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:55,040
Cavani trying to find a bit of daylight here for United.

841
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,480
Down the left-hand flank.

842
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:57,260
But he's outside.

843
00:43:57,580 --> 00:43:59,820
And he's still got that plaster on his face.

844
00:44:00,180 --> 00:44:01,780
He thinks he's Nelly the Rapper.

845
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,740
Yeah, you keep saying that, Tom.

846
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,020
Wasn't funny the first time.

847
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,160
And it's not funny the third.

848
00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:13,700
Third time lucky, though.

849
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:19,060
Just goes to show that third time lucky is a load of old claptrap.

850
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:19,960
Doesn't even work.

851
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,280
Because you weren't lucky enough to make that land.

852
00:44:24,660 --> 00:44:29,980
I'll be landing a few planes down your way in a minute to help you out that gaffe, if you want.

853
00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,180
That'd be nice, Tom.

854
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:37,960
Any blowback after last night, considering the whole Jesse James thing?

855
00:44:38,860 --> 00:44:39,820
Jesse Jackson.

856
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:40,860
Oh, yeah.

857
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:41,080
Sorry.

858
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:46,020
I got him confused with the outlaw, Jesse James.

859
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:47,340
Jesse Drake.

860
00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:48,980
The Rapper.

861
00:44:50,140 --> 00:44:51,080
Got it in one time.

862
00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:55,780
It's two minutes or five minutes of injury time to be played, I suppose.

863
00:44:55,940 --> 00:45:02,140
That makes sense, considering poor Akeen Lopez had to go off for a Tom Tate.

864
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,180
Thank you very much, Jimmy Tip.

865
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,760
Tommy, any plans to bus it over to smuggle Francis out?

866
00:45:07,820 --> 00:45:09,460
We were just talking about it there.

867
00:45:09,780 --> 00:45:12,700
I think a bus is not going to work.

868
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,920
We need a helicopter or a bloody plane or a Cessna.

869
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:23,280
If I can land, maybe we might try and land the Cessna on top of Woolworth Police Station one of the days for the crack.

870
00:45:24,380 --> 00:45:27,060
Well, you'd want to do it pretty soon, Mike.

871
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,440
And it's not just for the crack.

872
00:45:28,780 --> 00:45:37,600
It really is for the betterment of society if I'm free, considering society is at a loss without me in it, operating fully.

873
00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:41,040
You know, fully able to go on streams and make videos.

874
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,720
That's when society is at its best.

875
00:45:43,820 --> 00:45:49,260
I think we've seen a lot of bad over the past year with COVID-19.

876
00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:50,560
Right.

877
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:55,200
But we've also seen a lot of good in humanity as well.

878
00:45:55,540 --> 00:46:02,620
And that goodness was mainly myself being available to do streams and videos.

879
00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:10,520
I'd be wary now of your ego taking control too much.

880
00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:14,060
I don't know whether or not this has anything to do with Tim Reedy.

881
00:46:15,060 --> 00:46:16,280
He might have put the...

882
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:16,940
Oh, here's Rashford.

883
00:46:17,100 --> 00:46:17,960
On the edge of the D.

884
00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,160
It's so cold in the D.

885
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:21,060
He's got the ball shook to his feet.

886
00:46:21,540 --> 00:46:22,680
He gives it out to Bruno.

887
00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:24,540
Bruno Fernandes.

888
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,220
Back to Rashford.

889
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,040
Out to Scott McTominay.

890
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:28,860
The big lad.

891
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,220
He's playing it back to Lindelof.

892
00:46:32,860 --> 00:46:33,980
Lindelof to Maguire.

893
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:36,900
All United players are attacking now.

894
00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:38,560
They've got a load of lads up front.

895
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,280
Try to find Luke Shaw with a through ball.

896
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,620
And it's just a blank ball.

897
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,580
Blank ball.

898
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,080
Luke Shaw.

899
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,120
Blank ball.

900
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,440
And it was a blank ball from that man.

901
00:46:52,860 --> 00:46:54,740
Bruno Fernandes.

902
00:46:54,740 --> 00:47:10,980
And apologies there if anyone from any of the Spanish or Portuguese regions or even Hispanic regions, South America, was offended there by what Francis did.

903
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,020
It was a bit too on the nose.

904
00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:15,660
I realize that now.

905
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:17,000
I won't be doing that.

906
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,420
I won't be doing that again.

907
00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:20,220
But I will.

908
00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:21,980
Maybe I'll just do the accent.

909
00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:26,120
But I won't keep on doing the rolling like the fast show afterwards.

910
00:47:27,420 --> 00:47:28,640
Best keeper to a minimum.

911
00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:32,720
Yeah, this isn't the 90s anymore.

912
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:42,420
Lindelof has just managed to stop Deco from, or Dzeko, whatever way you want to skin that apple, from getting the better of him.

913
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:45,360
Two minutes left of injury time here.

914
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:59,740
Five minutes of injury time have been allocated because of Porroquín López's dodgy shoulder barge, where he collided with the grass, the soft turf, hollow turf of the field, the theatre of dreams.

915
00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:11,420
And right now we're witnessing some Shakespearean ball play from Fred, who whips it to Rashford, who whips it to nobody, because it goes straight into the substitute goalkeeper's hands,

916
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:24,380
who is watched on intently by Oli Gunnar Solskjaer, formerly the smiling assassin, late come on goal scoring person.

917
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:28,260
And now he's just the smiling manager.

918
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:31,100
He's not even the smiling manager, Tom, because he's not smiling.

919
00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:35,400
No smile on Oli Gunnar Solskjaer's face there.

920
00:48:36,420 --> 00:48:41,600
And he's not assassinating anymore, because he's not able to come on and do it.

921
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:51,040
Wouldn't it be great if he could put himself on, like, for the last few moments of the game, and then score like he did in the European Cup final?

922
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,760
Wouldn't that be great?

923
00:48:53,900 --> 00:49:00,440
Would be fantastic to see if we'd be a real turn-up for the Bucks, considering he must be in his late 40s now.

924
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,920
I'd say he could still do it.

925
00:49:03,020 --> 00:49:03,720
There's just something...

926
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,200
Oh, here, Cavani, there's a fuck-up!

927
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,400
Cavani has to score!

928
00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:08,440
Cavani blasted the keeper!

929
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:09,860
Second bite of the cherry!

930
00:49:10,240 --> 00:49:12,860
And the cherry is rotten!

931
00:49:14,460 --> 00:49:16,160
Yep, you heard it, Cavani.

932
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,720
He had two bites of the cherry.

933
00:49:19,060 --> 00:49:20,120
The cherry was rotten.

934
00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:20,960
He really...

935
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,840
You would have put the house, the car, the health insurance...

936
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,720
Here's Rashford again!

937
00:49:26,260 --> 00:49:30,760
He's doing such a funny dance on the side of the box there.

938
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:32,180
And wins the corner.

939
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:33,860
Quick replay here.

940
00:49:33,900 --> 00:49:36,840
Shows a real brain fart from the Roma defender.

941
00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,000
Playing a dummy ball.

942
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:42,480
Gives it straight to Cavani, one of the hottest strikers in the world.

943
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,960
Who fails to stick it into the back of the sack!

944
00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:47,420
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

945
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:48,620
Luke Shaw here.

946
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,980
Really taking the piss by not putting the ball on the line.

947
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:53,120
I hate when players do that.

948
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,140
As if an inch is going to matter.

949
00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:56,060
Here we go.

950
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:56,960
Ball comes in.

951
00:49:57,180 --> 00:49:57,620
Luke Shaw.

952
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,060
Finds ahead of Cavani.

953
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:00,560
And it goes over the bar.

954
00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,360
It was McTominay, I beg your pardon.

955
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:06,360
And two Romanese players have gone down, gripping their skulls.

956
00:50:07,260 --> 00:50:08,600
As if McTominay is...

957
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:09,860
Oof, did look nasty actually.

958
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:15,400
Yet again, I'm making light of what potentially could be a bad injury there.

959
00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:17,660
Yeah.

960
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,960
I think the scenario...

961
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,560
Thanks you very much for the tip there.

962
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:22,380
Just came through.

963
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,520
Let me just see there.

964
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:26,120
Sorry, lads.

965
00:50:26,180 --> 00:50:26,820
Sorry about that.

966
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,160
Just need to refresh there so we can see what's going on.

967
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,760
We see so many players diving around.

968
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:32,920
Falling around.

969
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:34,600
That we...

970
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,320
You know, we start...

971
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:36,960
Doubting.

972
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,320
We're like doubting Thomases here.

973
00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:40,500
That...

974
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,120
Oh, it's half time.

975
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:42,700
The whistle has been blown for half time.

976
00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:44,120
Anyway, hopefully those players are okay.

977
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:46,240
And they're being seen to medical attention and care.

978
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,300
But we're doubting Thomases a lot of the time.

979
00:50:49,900 --> 00:50:53,740
But you can't fucking mess around when it comes to a concussion, you know.

980
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,900
And that's why the game is changing at the moment.

981
00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:58,560
It's in a state of change.

982
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:05,240
We saw that horrific head crack earlier on in the season.

983
00:51:05,380 --> 00:51:09,360
The Wolverhampton player who got his cabbage cracked.

984
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:10,780
And he's coming back.

985
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:12,800
I can't remember who it was now.

986
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,400
It might have been him or someone.

987
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:17,180
Maybe someone in the chat can tell us there.

988
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,200
Yeah.

989
00:51:20,660 --> 00:51:23,540
If you could tell us in the chat there, that would be great.

990
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:25,520
But it's half time here.

991
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:27,380
We're just going to go away for a little break.

992
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:28,580
Get our refreshments.

993
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,000
It was Jimenez.

994
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:35,040
Thank you very much for that kneecap.

995
00:51:36,300 --> 00:51:38,700
It's Raul Jimenez.

996
00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:43,120
And let's have a little look here.

997
00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:46,280
Now the little chat men do.

998
00:51:46,620 --> 00:51:48,680
We missed a tip there from Crack Hands, Tom.

999
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:50,780
Thanks very much.

1000
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,200
Are you planning on a dirty protest in Woolworth, Francis?

1001
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:56,500
I haven't.

1002
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:57,040
I haven't.

1003
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,860
But when I was a kid, when I was a kid, shall I say, I was in Woolworths.

1004
00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:04,480
And I was caught short.

1005
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:09,680
And you could say that that was in and of itself a dirty protest.

1006
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,940
But it wasn't like I was having a go at the shop.

1007
00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:13,940
I love the toys.

1008
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:15,620
I love Chad Valley.

1009
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,820
All that plastic rubbish.

1010
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:22,060
And it's just a shame that Woolworths went bust.

1011
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:26,200
As for Woolworths Police Station, there's going to be none of that here.

1012
00:52:26,260 --> 00:52:28,360
Because I'm monitored by CCTV.

1013
00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:31,340
I am trying to get out on good behavior.

1014
00:52:31,900 --> 00:52:33,200
Any of that kind of stuff.

1015
00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:33,920
It's just not on.

1016
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,720
And to be honest, I don't think I could fucking do it.

1017
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:40,320
Because it would make me gip and retch.

1018
00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:42,120
I have a toilet here.

1019
00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:43,340
That's great.

1020
00:52:43,420 --> 00:52:46,140
As I said, I've unlimited Jack's paper.

1021
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,240
There's only so many shites you can take.

1022
00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:53,320
And if I was wanting to get on kind of dirty protest level.

1023
00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:56,480
You know, I saw the pictures of the dirty protests.

1024
00:52:56,820 --> 00:53:03,120
And that would have been, you know, a good few weeks of smearing, I'd say.

1025
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:05,520
Ray Smear's survival skills.

1026
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,620
That's what that would have been.

1027
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:08,420
And how did they...

1028
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:10,160
Another question springs to mind, Tom.

1029
00:53:10,620 --> 00:53:10,900
Shoot.

1030
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:16,740
If it was hunger strikers that were doing it, how did they have all that backlog?

1031
00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:19,580
You'd imagine they wouldn't have had enough to do it.

1032
00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:23,720
Well, I think the dirty protests came before the hunger.

1033
00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,360
That would make sense.

1034
00:53:28,580 --> 00:53:29,080
It would, yeah.

1035
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,860
Thanks very much, crackheads.

1036
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,040
Jimmy, Jimmy Tip.

1037
00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:35,640
Tommy, any plans to bust us over and smuggle...

1038
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:36,380
Oh, we asked you that.

1039
00:53:36,460 --> 00:53:43,760
I'm somewhat of a covert operation akin to the time you smuggled in all those advanced genome soldiers

1040
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,300
into that military base in Alaska's Fox Archipelago.

1041
00:53:49,180 --> 00:53:53,140
Psychomantits from Toberlavin was there.

1042
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:54,840
I remember that night.

1043
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:57,020
Well, yeah, there was a dish go on in Kilchamah.

1044
00:53:57,600 --> 00:53:59,060
And I had a minibus.

1045
00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:01,460
And we were going over there bringing...

1046
00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:03,740
I was bringing punthers back and forward, like, you know.

1047
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:09,160
And there was a fella there in all the bondage gear.

1048
00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:11,040
It turns out to be Psychomantits.

1049
00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:14,740
And he said, I'll throw you a 20 if you can take us to Alaska, Tommy.

1050
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:16,680
I said, I'll do it.

1051
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:21,720
And I said, is that anywhere near Bangor?

1052
00:54:21,940 --> 00:54:22,620
Bangor-Eris.

1053
00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:24,620
He goes, no, it's on the next continent.

1054
00:54:25,940 --> 00:54:28,360
I said, I'll give it a go anyway.

1055
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:35,980
Ended up having to take the ferry all the way off to France and then drive from France up through Europe,

1056
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:42,320
Northern Europe, into Russia, go through Middle Asia, East Asia, Mongolia.

1057
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,720
Then we had to take another ferry.

1058
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:53,160
The minibus, and there was people on this bus that only wanted to go as far as Kilchamah and get brought back as far as Swinford.

1059
00:54:53,700 --> 00:54:54,760
I said, you'll have to wait.

1060
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:55,580
This fella's paid.

1061
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:56,560
He's given me a 20.

1062
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:04,920
And, you know, there was five or six or seven days on that bus before we even made it to Mongolia.

1063
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:09,460
And by the time we got there, there was scraps going on, you know, those lads saying, I'm just getting out here.

1064
00:55:09,620 --> 00:55:11,400
You know, in the middle of fucking Mongolia, like.

1065
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,300
A lad's getting out in the middle of nowhere.

1066
00:55:14,980 --> 00:55:16,180
And did you leave them there, like?

1067
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:17,220
Had to.

1068
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:18,540
Fucking had to, like.

1069
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:24,500
You know, I said, I'm, I'm, as soon as I have this fucking need you dropped off in the Fox Archipelago,

1070
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:26,940
I'm going straight back to Kilchamah.

1071
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,080
You're either staying there or you're not.

1072
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,640
And, you know, it was that fucking luderman, Connors.

1073
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,540
What's his name?

1074
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:35,980
Ah, not Jockey Connors.

1075
00:55:36,580 --> 00:55:37,380
Jockey Connors.

1076
00:55:37,780 --> 00:55:40,020
He says, I'm not fucking hanging out anytime with you.

1077
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:40,800
You're a fucking idiot.

1078
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,160
Seven days on this crack.

1079
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:47,000
Tommy, you couldn't drive a fucking.

1080
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,020
Go on, finish it.

1081
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:52,380
I'll let the chat.

1082
00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:54,360
I'll let the chat finish it.

1083
00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:57,060
What did Jockey Connors say to me?

1084
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,960
Tommy, you couldn't drive.

1085
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,640
We'll be a while waiting on this fucking one if we're waiting on chat.

1086
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,120
It's compared to yesterday.

1087
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,320
There was a question I asked.

1088
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,220
It took a while.

1089
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,380
He says, you couldn't drive a hole into a ditch.

1090
00:56:17,180 --> 00:56:18,700
Typical Jockey Connors.

1091
00:56:18,860 --> 00:56:24,760
What an absolute chaotic, neutral piece of a man.

1092
00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:26,920
Yes.

1093
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,220
Do you know what he did as well?

1094
00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:33,300
He got out of Mongolia and fucking hitched to Vladivostok.

1095
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:39,220
And then he got on the Trans-Siberian Railway back to fucking Moscow.

1096
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:41,560
Ended up marrying a woman in Moscow.

1097
00:56:42,020 --> 00:56:42,780
And he's still there.

1098
00:56:42,940 --> 00:56:43,620
Hasn't come back.

1099
00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:46,520
He already had a wife and child in Kilchama.

1100
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:49,920
Yeah, I don't think he wants that broadcast time.

1101
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:52,880
Sorry, Jockey, if you're watching.

1102
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,320
Look, we're just going to go to a break anyway.

1103
00:56:55,460 --> 00:56:56,600
Thanks very much for that.

1104
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:00,400
And unbelievable that first half.

1105
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,260
Not only for the veritable feast of football that we've witnessed.

1106
00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:06,500
But Tim Reedy with the bag of sand.

1107
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:13,120
Not to take away from anyone else who has been so kind as well, but holy schmoly.

1108
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:17,020
The last time anything like that happened, I'd take off on a run.

1109
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,800
Yeah, well, we can't leave now because we're in the middle of the match, so.

1110
00:57:21,780 --> 00:57:23,960
Yeah, well, look it.

1111
00:57:24,580 --> 00:57:25,960
We'll take five anyway, lads.

1112
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:26,460
We'll take five.

1113
00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:27,800
We'll see in five minutes.

1114
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:37,640
Took the winnins and I fucking threw it in the sea.

1115
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:41,140
I started bawling, crying, then I lost the fucking money again.

1116
00:57:48,620 --> 00:57:49,960
Sorry about that, still here.

1117
00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:51,400
We'll be back in a moment.

1118
00:57:51,400 --> 00:58:21,380
We'll be back in a moment.

1119
00:58:21,380 --> 00:58:51,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1120
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1121
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:53,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1122
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:55,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1123
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:55,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1124
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:55,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1125
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:55,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1126
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:57,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1127
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1128
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1129
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1130
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1131
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:07,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1132
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:09,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1133
00:59:09,360 --> 00:59:11,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1134
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1135
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:15,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1136
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1137
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1138
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:21,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1139
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1140
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1141
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:27,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1142
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1143
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:31,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1144
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1145
00:59:33,360 --> 00:59:35,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1146
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1147
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1148
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1149
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1150
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1151
00:59:45,360 --> 00:59:47,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1152
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:49,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1153
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1154
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1155
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1156
00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:57,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1157
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1158
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:00,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1159
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:02,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1160
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1161
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1162
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1163
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1164
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1165
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1166
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1167
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1168
01:00:18,360 --> 01:00:20,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1169
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1170
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:24,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1171
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1172
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1173
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1174
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1175
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:34,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1176
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:36,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1177
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1178
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1179
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1180
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:44,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1181
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1182
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:48,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1183
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1184
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1185
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1186
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1187
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:58,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1188
01:00:58,360 --> 01:01:00,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1189
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1190
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1191
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1192
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1193
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:10,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1194
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:12,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1195
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1196
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1197
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:18,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1198
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:20,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1199
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1200
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1201
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:26,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1202
01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1203
01:01:28,360 --> 01:01:30,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1204
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1205
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:34,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1206
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1207
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1208
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1209
01:01:40,360 --> 01:01:42,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1210
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1211
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1212
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,360
We'll be back in a moment.

1213
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,360
I'm crying and then I lost the fucking money again.

1214
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:54,360
Bilibet, bilibet, bilibet, bilibet, bilibet, bilibet, bilibet.

1215
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:58,360
Just want to say we haven't got the grip of AutoMod.

1216
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:06,360
It keeps on censoring the F word and other numerous other swears.

1217
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:08,360
But is it a bad thing?

1218
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,360
Is it a bad thing?

1219
01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:16,360
It's annoying if there's a message just gets retracted rather than it...

1220
01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:18,360
Sorry, there's a bit of wind.

1221
01:02:18,360 --> 01:02:20,360
Sorry about that.

1222
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:26,360
Rather than just replacing the word with asterisks so we know that someone's said a boo-boo.

1223
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,360
I took the winnings and I fucking threw it in the sea.

1224
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:36,360
Yeah, I mean, in fairness, if we're using the language, so it shouldn't really matter about writing it.

1225
01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:44,360
It's on the nose a little bit more harsh seeing it written than hearing it said.

1226
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,360
So, I mean, there's that as well.

1227
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:48,360
Just want to say a big thanks very much.

1228
01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:52,360
Yeah, the chat was meant to be a marketplace of ideas.

1229
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:56,360
Only the finest minds had converged in the world.

1230
01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:04,360
And this was going to be like those places in Greek times where they'd stand around just talking shite to each other.

1231
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:08,360
You know, in democracy, they'd have a little egg timer or a sand trap or something.

1232
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:14,360
And when the sand had fallen out the bag or something, some shite like that, it was your turn to talk.

1233
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,360
Ancient Rome, Tom. The land of the Greeks.

1234
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:22,360
Yeah, we all know about it.

1235
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:26,360
They all had their gods, Poseidon, King of the Fish.

1236
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,360
Any others?

1237
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:35,360
The Roman god of the sun, Solar, MC Solar from France.

1238
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,360
And also, well, let's have a look at the other match.

1239
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:40,360
There's another match on time.

1240
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:43,360
Didn't. Oh, yeah. Arsenal are playing.

1241
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,360
But we decided to cover the Man U game.

1242
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,360
Oh, we're looking at the Arsenal game now.

1243
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,360
Is that a goal for Villarreal?

1244
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:53,360
Yep.

1245
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:56,360
And a second. Arsenal are getting bet 2-0 by Villarreal.

1246
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,360
Oh, they had a second goal. Was it this loud? No, it was.

1247
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,360
*laughs*

1248
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:09,360
Oh, looks like Arsenal might have got one back.

1249
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:12,360
We're watching.

1250
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,360
Now it's switched away.

1251
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,360
Yeah, I think Arsenal are 2-0 down.

1252
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:21,360
Quick, a quick Google here.

1253
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,360
We'll put that right.

1254
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,360
Did you mean Arsenal? I did you.

1255
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:29,360
Yeah, they're 2-0 down.

1256
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,360
And their, their second half is underway.

1257
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:40,360
Goals there for Villarreal from Manu Trigueros and Raul Albial.

1258
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,360
Both goals coming within half an hour.

1259
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:48,360
I think I'd rather be watching this because there seems to be more in it.

1260
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:56,360
And their players are about to come out now onto the pitch for part two of this fantastic, veritable feast of soccer.

1261
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:04,360
Um, just in case you were missing last night, anyone wasn't watching the stream last night, Francis had a terrible ordeal.

1262
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:09,360
Absolutely disgusting. I actually get PTSD thinking about it.

1263
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,360
Well, uh, you might want to switch off now, Francis.

1264
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:19,360
I just want to show you what happened after, um, Francis was doing his stuff with Jesse James on the balcony.

1265
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,360
Um, who gave a rousing speech about face paints and stuff.

1266
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:28,360
Unfortunately, the old bill got a hold of Francis and, uh, some terrible scenes here.

1267
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,700
Here if you have a nervous disposition, lock away now.

1268
01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:59,700
*Painful music*

1269
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:27,700
*Painful music*

1270
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:35,700
Shocking images there from the police absolutely manhandling you, were they?

1271
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,800
pure manhandled Tom.

1272
01:06:37,180 --> 01:06:38,300
I did manage to get my,

1273
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,500
I said my piece

1274
01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,580
as I was being put away in the van there

1275
01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:42,940
and my piece I gave them.

1276
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:44,580
I was simply saying

1277
01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:46,160
the rallying cry

1278
01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:48,300
which has roused the spirits

1279
01:06:48,300 --> 01:06:50,260
of freedom fighters the world over.

1280
01:06:50,820 --> 01:06:54,980
None other than egg, pudding and beans.

1281
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:58,300
Egg, pudding and beans.

1282
01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:00,820
And somebody in the chat was saying,

1283
01:07:00,980 --> 01:07:03,260
you've been putting away.

1284
01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:05,720
And as in you've been put away.

1285
01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,440
It was very funny for them

1286
01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,360
to make that flipping remark.

1287
01:07:09,880 --> 01:07:10,900
Not so funny for me,

1288
01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:12,660
but thanks to the police

1289
01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:14,240
for letting me commentate,

1290
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:15,640
co-commentate on the game tonight.

1291
01:07:15,900 --> 01:07:17,100
It's a good sport to them.

1292
01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:19,720
Great sports, the police.

1293
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:24,320
And also we're watching the match now live.

1294
01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,600
It's Manchester United

1295
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,400
versus the Romanians of Roma

1296
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,600
who aren't even Romanian one bit.

1297
01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:32,600
They are Italian lads

1298
01:07:32,600 --> 01:07:34,560
and they're turning on the style

1299
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:36,680
by coming all the way over

1300
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:40,900
to Manchester City's Etihad Trafford Stadium

1301
01:07:40,900 --> 01:07:42,600
and they are putting the cat

1302
01:07:42,600 --> 01:07:43,800
amongst the pigeons.

1303
01:07:44,020 --> 01:07:44,640
Right here.

1304
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:46,120
Right now.

1305
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:47,940
Fatboy Slim style.

1306
01:07:48,380 --> 01:07:49,540
DJ Sundial.

1307
01:07:49,660 --> 01:07:50,620
Thank you very much

1308
01:07:50,620 --> 01:07:52,180
for the tip there.

1309
01:07:52,540 --> 01:07:53,580
Sorry, I have a bit of wind here.

1310
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,020
I need to blank the mic.

1311
01:07:59,060 --> 01:08:01,660
It's one of those that you've the air trapped,

1312
01:08:01,780 --> 01:08:03,060
but it's just not getting out.

1313
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:03,900
Thanks for that.

1314
01:08:03,940 --> 01:08:05,860
Thank you very much, Karl Marx.

1315
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,440
Hopefully you're doing well.

1316
01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:07,900
You're not.

1317
01:08:08,060 --> 01:08:10,300
I mean, you're gone, but not forgotten.

1318
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,360
And your spirit and your textbook lives on.

1319
01:08:15,020 --> 01:08:16,020
Das Kapital.

1320
01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:18,680
And the other one that he wrote

1321
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,760
with Engelbert Humperdinck.

1322
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:23,520
What was it?

1323
01:08:24,060 --> 01:08:25,740
The Redneck Manifesto.

1324
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:27,240
Oh, that was a band.

1325
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,120
Something about the Manifesto anyway.

1326
01:08:31,940 --> 01:08:33,060
Well, whatever it was,

1327
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:35,500
it lives on in infamy.

1328
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:40,300
And Roma are going to do something

1329
01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:42,000
infamous here tonight

1330
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,180
if you're a Manchester United fan,

1331
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,200
which is beat Man U.

1332
01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:47,320
The ball comes in.

1333
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,120
It looks like Dzeko could be on

1334
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:49,820
for something here

1335
01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:50,540
if they give it to him.

1336
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,140
But it's rolled away.

1337
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:54,140
Roma weren't ready for that.

1338
01:08:56,100 --> 01:08:57,000
Counter attack.

1339
01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,840
And they didn't have enough men

1340
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:02,740
shoring up the barricades.

1341
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:04,060
Long ball comes over.

1342
01:09:04,180 --> 01:09:05,180
Lindelof heads it away.

1343
01:09:05,340 --> 01:09:06,160
Maguire heads it away.

1344
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,520
Fred gets a touch on it.

1345
01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:08,360
And now Pogba.

1346
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,720
Chance for him to display his silky skill.

1347
01:09:11,060 --> 01:09:11,840
He's got Cavani.

1348
01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:12,520
He gives it to him.

1349
01:09:12,740 --> 01:09:13,640
Back to Fernandes.

1350
01:09:13,920 --> 01:09:14,400
Fernandes.

1351
01:09:14,600 --> 01:09:15,340
Complain Cavani.

1352
01:09:15,460 --> 01:09:15,780
He does.

1353
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:16,340
Cavani.

1354
01:09:16,340 --> 01:09:18,140
Oh, what a goal!

1355
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:19,960
From Edinson Cavani.

1356
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,980
Oh, lovely move from Manchester United.

1357
01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:25,560
And it's that man from Uruguay,

1358
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:26,980
the El Matador.

1359
01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:29,220
And he's gone and stuck it.

1360
01:09:29,300 --> 01:09:31,460
A lovely little tuck-away job

1361
01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:32,800
under the crossbar.

1362
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,220
And Ole Gunnar Solskjaer isn't even smiling.

1363
01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:37,220
He's not the smiling assassin anymore.

1364
01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:38,740
He's not even the smiling manager.

1365
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,060
Can you not crack a smile?

1366
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,840
Completely onside as well.

1367
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:44,000
Looking at it here.

1368
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,320
Lovely through ball from.

1369
01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:47,960
Pogba to Cavani.

1370
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:49,920
Laid it back to Bruno Fernandes,

1371
01:09:49,980 --> 01:09:51,920
who just waited, took his time,

1372
01:09:52,260 --> 01:09:54,860
and played that ball right at the right,

1373
01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:56,980
precise millisecond.

1374
01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:02,220
And Cavani, it's muscle memory for him, just wraps his foot around it

1375
01:10:02,220 --> 01:10:04,980
and sticks it right into the top corner.

1376
01:10:04,980 --> 01:10:09,860
The goalkeeper who came on for Porrick Lopez is standing there,

1377
01:10:09,980 --> 01:10:13,460
and he's been pure Dermot Lopez-ed tonight.

1378
01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:16,160
Dermot Lopez Productions.

1379
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:21,380
I hope you're watching that because that was a shout-out for you.

1380
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,640
And Man U are coming back again now, fighting spirit.

1381
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:30,700
And the ball is pimbolistic in that central processing unit.

1382
01:10:30,920 --> 01:10:32,080
Pogba goes down.

1383
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:34,600
He's going to win a foul.

1384
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:35,840
Big style here.

1385
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:40,860
Your man has been booked, Villar, for taking Pogba down,

1386
01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:46,400
who's rubbing his leg furtively, making a meal out of it, if you ask me.

1387
01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:49,300
Was there any studs?

1388
01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:50,340
There was no studs on it.

1389
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:53,200
No, he's taking the piss, but he won the foul anyway.

1390
01:10:54,320 --> 01:10:55,380
Lovely bit of play.

1391
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:57,600
So far, so good.

1392
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:59,160
Vulcan Raven, thanks for the tip.

1393
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:03,840
On behalf of the Shaman community, I wish you all the best with the streams.

1394
01:11:04,460 --> 01:11:07,540
Sending love from Alaska.

1395
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,080
Yeah, as I was saying, I never finished the story anyway.

1396
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:13,320
We let Jackie Conrad's off.

1397
01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:17,000
And then we took that bus over the sea.

1398
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:24,400
We had to take a ferry, which went from the tip house of Russia over to the Fox Archipelago,

1399
01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:26,840
which wasn't even on the mainland of Alaska.

1400
01:11:28,120 --> 01:11:35,300
So we had to spend two bloody nights in a nuclear waste disposal facility until we could get the boat back again.

1401
01:11:35,300 --> 01:11:44,280
And there was an offer of getting a lift with some buck on liquid on a Hind D, a Russian gunship.

1402
01:11:45,100 --> 01:11:47,500
Or a, yeah, Hind D helicopter.

1403
01:11:48,460 --> 01:11:49,820
And did you not take them on that?

1404
01:11:50,020 --> 01:11:50,880
Take him up on the offer?

1405
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:55,660
Well, he was fucking firing guns and missiles at some bucking on top of a radar tower.

1406
01:11:56,180 --> 01:11:58,940
It just didn't seem like health and safety was his top priority.

1407
01:11:59,520 --> 01:11:59,980
Oh, menu.

1408
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,500
Nearly catching Roma out of sleep.

1409
01:12:03,060 --> 01:12:06,960
Again, wait a sec, yellow card here has been brandished for Pogba.

1410
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:08,940
That's not his second yellow, is it?

1411
01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:11,840
Did he get a yellow for the handball in the first half?

1412
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,580
I don't think he did.

1413
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:14,640
Ha!

1414
01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:16,800
The state of that.

1415
01:12:17,240 --> 01:12:19,360
Pogba put two hands on the goalkeeper.

1416
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:23,860
Yeah, I think he was trying to just save himself.

1417
01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:28,320
But the goalkeeper has then gone down and said, oh, Pogba touched my face.

1418
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:29,660
But he didn't.

1419
01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:32,500
Pogba only touched the goalkeeper's shoulder.

1420
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:37,480
Which is a bit of a soft spot, a touchy area to be going after,

1421
01:12:37,860 --> 01:12:40,320
considering the last bucking hurt his shoulder as well.

1422
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:44,640
Thank you very much, Reverend Jesse Jackson, for the tip.

1423
01:12:45,420 --> 01:12:46,980
I hope you're getting on well there.

1424
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,900
And DJ Sundial as well.

1425
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:52,420
Let me have a look here now and just see.

1426
01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:54,740
Reverend Jackson, thank you very much.

1427
01:12:54,860 --> 01:12:57,660
Francis, sorry for the incident at the embassy.

1428
01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:00,460
I'm a devil for Ferrero Roche pyramids.

1429
01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:03,740
And they offered me a two-year supply of them for dabbing you in.

1430
01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:04,180
Cheers.

1431
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,140
I knew there was something up with that buck.

1432
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:16,200
He was too quick out the trap to try and come and support me and gag in on the celebrations of, you know, of me, basically.

1433
01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:22,260
And it's just, you know, be wary of new friends that come on the scene when you're flying high.

1434
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:26,360
I was flying high yesterday after being granted asylum at the embassy.

1435
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,140
Well, you can show you the picture.

1436
01:13:29,100 --> 01:13:29,980
It should be there.

1437
01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:36,300
I was sitting down outside the embassy, giving it large, giving it lots, pure Assange style.

1438
01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:42,920
And then when Jesse Jackson came along, he thought he was the mutts nuts as well.

1439
01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:51,860
But I just go show you, you can't trust, you know, new people who come on the scene who are just blowing smoke up your hole.

1440
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:53,120
Yep.

1441
01:13:55,000 --> 01:13:55,680
That's true.

1442
01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:56,160
That's true.

1443
01:13:56,360 --> 01:14:00,220
There was a lot of consternation in the chat as well, seeing where's Jesse Jackson.

1444
01:14:01,340 --> 01:14:02,080
Oh, Luke Shaw.

1445
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:03,360
Chance for United.

1446
01:14:03,840 --> 01:14:06,800
Oh, Cavani skyballs it over the crossbar.

1447
01:14:08,180 --> 01:14:10,220
Just from the center circle.

1448
01:14:11,180 --> 01:14:12,860
Or the penalty spot, rather.

1449
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:15,120
Lovely work from Shaw to get the ball in.

1450
01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:20,500
And again, you would have put the house, the mortgage, the health insurance, whatever, on Cavani.

1451
01:14:21,260 --> 01:14:27,020
Sticking that into the back of the sack, especially after he took that glory touch there for the lash goal.

1452
01:14:27,620 --> 01:14:30,260
But it's gone well over the bar, well over the mark.

1453
01:14:31,060 --> 01:14:35,260
And he's not letting go, though.

1454
01:14:35,260 --> 01:14:36,620
He's not stopping, trying.

1455
01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:39,200
That's Cavani, the matador.

1456
01:14:39,700 --> 01:14:41,200
200 grand a week job.

1457
01:14:41,660 --> 01:14:42,600
That's what that gets you.

1458
01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:45,220
A man that can't stop trying.

1459
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:46,880
But he needs to score.

1460
01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:48,700
He needs to score again.

1461
01:14:49,220 --> 01:14:51,840
Because United, this won't work well for them.

1462
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:55,980
Having to go over to Italy next week, or whenever it is.

1463
01:14:56,560 --> 01:15:00,320
And, you know, have them score two away goals, like.

1464
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,020
You're speaking the truth.

1465
01:15:04,020 --> 01:15:05,580
Luke Shaw, taken down on the wing.

1466
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:06,460
Ref says play on.

1467
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:07,980
Pogba gives it back to Fred.

1468
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:09,520
They're in the middle dish at the moment.

1469
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,440
But they've gained a bit of momentum United now.

1470
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,780
And it's Bissaka out to Fernandes.

1471
01:15:15,420 --> 01:15:15,820
Fernandes.

1472
01:15:16,620 --> 01:15:17,580
Playing a bit of one-two.

1473
01:15:17,700 --> 01:15:18,820
Loses it out to Roma.

1474
01:15:19,140 --> 01:15:20,640
It's a nice bit of ball here.

1475
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:26,160
Fernandes showed a little bit too much in the challenge there on the Roma defender.

1476
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:28,120
And the referee said it's a free kick to them.

1477
01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:28,840
They take it quickly.

1478
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:31,540
Nice bit of ball.

1479
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:35,320
This reminds me of the Liverpool and Roma game there.

1480
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:36,900
A few years back.

1481
01:15:36,980 --> 01:15:38,820
The year they won the Champions League.

1482
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:40,200
Oh.

1483
01:15:40,980 --> 01:15:41,280
Oh.

1484
01:15:42,560 --> 01:15:43,040
No.

1485
01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:43,720
Sorry.

1486
01:15:43,820 --> 01:15:48,420
Fernandes chipped the ball into the centre there to try and get it.

1487
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:49,160
Yeah.

1488
01:15:49,240 --> 01:15:51,420
Did Liverpool win the Champions League that year?

1489
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:53,220
I can't remember.

1490
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:55,240
It was when Alisson was still playing for Roma.

1491
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:56,620
Yeah.

1492
01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:57,480
I'm not sure if they won it.

1493
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:58,500
But I remember the Roma.

1494
01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:01,220
A couple of semi-final games there.

1495
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:02,100
They were good games.

1496
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,200
They were solid games.

1497
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:06,600
This is the Europa League.

1498
01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:07,060
Now anyway.

1499
01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:08,100
As I was saying earlier on.

1500
01:16:08,160 --> 01:16:09,720
The games are spicier I feel.

1501
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,200
In the Europa League.

1502
01:16:11,700 --> 01:16:13,120
Than they are in the Champions League.

1503
01:16:13,180 --> 01:16:13,800
Cross comes in.

1504
01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:15,240
Cornobal comes in from United.

1505
01:16:15,380 --> 01:16:16,260
It's a blank ball.

1506
01:16:16,540 --> 01:16:17,580
Headed away by Roma.

1507
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:20,860
Back in again to the mixing unit from Man U.

1508
01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:22,300
It's gone out for a throw.

1509
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:25,820
Two apiece here at Old Trafford.

1510
01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:28,080
Manchester City 2.

1511
01:16:28,420 --> 01:16:29,700
Roma United 2.

1512
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:31,980
Semi-final leg.

1513
01:16:32,100 --> 01:16:32,680
First leg.

1514
01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:34,040
Reverend Jackson.

1515
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,380
Thanks very much for the tip.

1516
01:16:35,440 --> 01:16:36,080
Karen Marks.

1517
01:16:36,160 --> 01:16:38,380
Are there any lucrative deals and accommodation?

1518
01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:40,700
At Faye's house.

1519
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:42,140
Fect.

1520
01:16:42,480 --> 01:16:44,420
Now with your run in with the shades.

1521
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:45,860
Well.

1522
01:16:45,860 --> 01:16:47,720
I'm not sure about deals.

1523
01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:48,680
And I.

1524
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,240
I want to tell you something.

1525
01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:53,640
I've never took money for a political favor.

1526
01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:58,380
In so much as Faye's house gaming planning was concerned.

1527
01:17:02,240 --> 01:17:03,500
Francis Higgins there.

1528
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,380
Spitting the truth.

1529
01:17:07,740 --> 01:17:08,020
Maybe.

1530
01:17:08,020 --> 01:17:12,400
Is there any chance of getting a bit of a game in session in Woolworth Police Station?

1531
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,480
There's a PlayStation on the wing.

1532
01:17:16,620 --> 01:17:18,240
It's a PS2.

1533
01:17:18,580 --> 01:17:21,220
They haven't got as far as PS3 in prison.

1534
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:28,300
So they're operating on probably like 10, 15, 20 years behind actual times.

1535
01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:29,240
But it's a prison.

1536
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:30,080
So what can you say?

1537
01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:33,320
United.

1538
01:17:33,580 --> 01:17:33,880
Fred.

1539
01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:35,220
Gives it to Pogba.

1540
01:17:35,320 --> 01:17:35,960
He's in the box.

1541
01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:36,500
Pogba.

1542
01:17:36,820 --> 01:17:37,420
To McTominay.

1543
01:17:37,740 --> 01:17:38,320
Takes a shot.

1544
01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:38,960
Scuffs it.

1545
01:17:39,260 --> 01:17:40,280
Rolls across the goal.

1546
01:17:40,660 --> 01:17:41,620
Cavani picks it up.

1547
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,120
Gives it to Fred.

1548
01:17:43,400 --> 01:17:43,540
Or.

1549
01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:44,340
Juan Bissaka.

1550
01:17:44,980 --> 01:17:45,720
Bruno Fernandes.

1551
01:17:45,820 --> 01:17:46,480
Ball comes in.

1552
01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:47,920
McTominay with the header.

1553
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:52,100
But the Roma defender does enough to put off McTominay.

1554
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:53,240
Ibanez.

1555
01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:57,840
And Roma live to fight another day yet again.

1556
01:17:58,500 --> 01:18:00,300
It's a lovely bit of ball from United.

1557
01:18:00,500 --> 01:18:02,300
They're really knocking on the door here.

1558
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:03,980
Asking a lot of questions.

1559
01:18:04,420 --> 01:18:07,280
So far Roma just enough have the answers.

1560
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,400
They don't have all the answers.

1561
01:18:09,580 --> 01:18:10,960
They're definitely not going for honours.

1562
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:13,520
It's a pass game of football.

1563
01:18:13,740 --> 01:18:16,120
They've dropped down to pass for tonight.

1564
01:18:16,540 --> 01:18:17,900
Although they came out the trap.

1565
01:18:18,500 --> 01:18:20,620
It's like they were given the honours paper on the day.

1566
01:18:20,620 --> 01:18:21,900
And they looked at it and said fuck it.

1567
01:18:22,020 --> 01:18:22,360
We'll just.

1568
01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:23,420
We'll take the pass.

1569
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,220
And at the moment.

1570
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:27,560
McTominay is hungry.

1571
01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:29,940
Cavani is hungry.

1572
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:32,720
Pogba is hungry.

1573
01:18:33,060 --> 01:18:34,120
All the boys are hungry.

1574
01:18:36,220 --> 01:18:37,400
They're starving Tom.

1575
01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:39,520
They're famished.

1576
01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:42,780
And the only thing that's going to feed these men.

1577
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:44,700
Is goals.

1578
01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:45,600
Tonight.

1579
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:46,700
Goals.

1580
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:47,040
Goals.

1581
01:18:47,140 --> 01:18:47,520
Goals.

1582
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:49,660
Roma.

1583
01:18:50,380 --> 01:18:51,580
They want goals too.

1584
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:52,380
They're not stopping.

1585
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,220
They're playing lovely one-twos on the wing.

1586
01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:55,960
But there's three or four United lads.

1587
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:56,440
Marking.

1588
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,880
The man marking is going well.

1589
01:18:58,260 --> 01:18:58,560
Fred.

1590
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:00,780
He's doing the business.

1591
01:19:02,440 --> 01:19:02,800
Yeah.

1592
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:05,320
And that Italian manager of theirs.

1593
01:19:05,820 --> 01:19:07,600
Who's wearing all the designer gear.

1594
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:10,540
Compared to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

1595
01:19:10,680 --> 01:19:11,120
Who's wearing.

1596
01:19:11,460 --> 01:19:12,460
Kind of tracksuit.

1597
01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:13,180
Kind of gear.

1598
01:19:14,180 --> 01:19:16,560
It's a battle of styles.

1599
01:19:17,160 --> 01:19:17,740
As well.

1600
01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,900
On the sideline.

1601
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:20,140
A batten.

1602
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:21,980
A batten down the hatch.

1603
01:19:22,060 --> 01:19:22,760
Kind of vibe.

1604
01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,220
A battle of the fashion style.

1605
01:19:25,420 --> 01:19:27,120
As well as the style of football.

1606
01:19:28,540 --> 01:19:30,380
Manchester United attack with Pogba.

1607
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,400
Tries to find a through ball pass.

1608
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,680
But it's cut out by Roma.

1609
01:19:35,160 --> 01:19:36,440
This is a great game.

1610
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,480
I wish last night's game was like this.

1611
01:19:38,540 --> 01:19:39,180
And the night before.

1612
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:40,480
We've seen a few duds.

1613
01:19:40,580 --> 01:19:43,080
But we were bound to get something good after a while.

1614
01:19:43,420 --> 01:19:43,740
Roma.

1615
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:46,060
Fire a ball into the centre.

1616
01:19:46,540 --> 01:19:48,280
McTominay just has to blast it out.

1617
01:19:48,540 --> 01:19:51,020
And it goes out for a Romanese corner ball.

1618
01:19:51,020 --> 01:19:53,520
A lot of these players have tattoos.

1619
01:19:53,860 --> 01:19:55,560
Sleeve tattoos on their arms.

1620
01:19:56,060 --> 01:19:58,060
A lot of them have tattoos on their necks.

1621
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:00,020
It's a tattoo fest.

1622
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,660
Out there at the moment.

1623
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:03,720
All the things she said.

1624
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:05,800
All the things she said.

1625
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:07,520
Running through my head.

1626
01:20:07,740 --> 01:20:08,780
Running through my head.

1627
01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:11,060
Running through my head tonight, Tam.

1628
01:20:13,660 --> 01:20:15,060
It's a corner to Roma.

1629
01:20:17,620 --> 01:20:19,000
They've had one corner.

1630
01:20:19,400 --> 01:20:20,140
United have had four.

1631
01:20:20,140 --> 01:20:21,200
Ball comes in.

1632
01:20:21,460 --> 01:20:22,100
Heads go up.

1633
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:23,540
McTominay heads it away.

1634
01:20:24,240 --> 01:20:24,940
He's a big fella.

1635
01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:26,880
It falls to a Romanese player.

1636
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:28,080
They'll go again.

1637
01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:31,740
Building up steam with a grain of salt from the touchline.

1638
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,620
Man, you are pressing them hard.

1639
01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,840
It's depressing for Roma if you're...

1640
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:36,100
Oh!

1641
01:20:36,380 --> 01:20:37,380
Lovely through ball.

1642
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:38,780
Chance for Jekyll.

1643
01:20:39,380 --> 01:20:40,520
He can't get to it.

1644
01:20:41,320 --> 01:20:44,080
Rolls back to a fella with long hair.

1645
01:20:44,260 --> 01:20:45,640
We have to find out who that fella is.

1646
01:20:45,780 --> 01:20:47,920
But it's a blank ball.

1647
01:20:48,860 --> 01:20:49,660
I'm loving it, Tam.

1648
01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:51,720
I'm loving the pace of this.

1649
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:52,600
It's nice.

1650
01:20:53,060 --> 01:20:53,720
It's eventful.

1651
01:20:54,720 --> 01:20:59,800
And that was a real sensual through pass from Roma on the counter.

1652
01:21:00,560 --> 01:21:02,080
Well, they weren't on the counter.

1653
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,720
They had possession from the corner.

1654
01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:05,660
Yeah.

1655
01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:11,360
And Harry Maguire did enough to put Jekyll after that there.

1656
01:21:11,820 --> 01:21:14,160
A battle between two big men.

1657
01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:16,780
Reverend Al Sharpton.

1658
01:21:16,780 --> 01:21:17,480
Reverend Al Sharpton.

1659
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:24,260
Thank you very much for your kind-hearted and beautiful, ludicrous tip-a-rooney.

1660
01:21:24,820 --> 01:21:30,820
I could have told you that Jesse was an absolute ratbag if you'd have just gotten on to me.

1661
01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,120
Pick up the phone.

1662
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:33,280
Pick up the phone next time, Francis.

1663
01:21:33,280 --> 01:21:35,400
Francis says, Reverend Al Sharpton.

1664
01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:38,320
Look, I don't know of any Reverend Al Sharpton.

1665
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:40,900
And I definitely don't have him in the phone book.

1666
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:41,880
I don't have a phone.

1667
01:21:42,080 --> 01:21:44,380
It was taken away from me when I was arrested.

1668
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,700
This is a police station phone.

1669
01:21:47,000 --> 01:21:47,820
It's not a mobile.

1670
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,600
Roma are on the attack here.

1671
01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:56,580
Roma have lost possession.

1672
01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,140
A chance for them maybe to have scored a goal there.

1673
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,680
But Man U take control of the ball again.

1674
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,580
It's a pimbolistic, beautiful game of football here.

1675
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:06,920
Action packed.

1676
01:22:07,680 --> 01:22:09,020
And it's only the first leg.

1677
01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:12,400
Second leg is going to be an absolute crackerjack.

1678
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:16,940
If it keeps going this way, we end up with a drawn game.

1679
01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:20,740
United are going to have it all to do in the second one.

1680
01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:25,220
And it's Schmalling is the name of the fella with the long hair for Roma.

1681
01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:29,880
Let's have a little look at Schmalling and see what his scenario is.

1682
01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:31,280
Chris Schmalling.

1683
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:33,820
Did he play for United?

1684
01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:35,600
Schmalling.

1685
01:22:38,660 --> 01:22:39,540
He did, Tom.

1686
01:22:40,860 --> 01:22:41,940
206 appearances.

1687
01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:44,140
I actually didn't even know he was playing for Roma.

1688
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:45,600
It's funny enough.

1689
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:48,760
There's a few United players that end up going to Syria.

1690
01:22:49,660 --> 01:22:56,220
I always thought that Inter Milan had some kind of relationship with them because they always took their players.

1691
01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:57,560
Like Paul Ince.

1692
01:22:58,280 --> 01:23:02,480
And rumors to believe that they were going to go after Luke Shaw as well.

1693
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:05,300
I think they still have Lukaku there.

1694
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:08,900
But it's Roma where they're playing today, not Inter Milan.

1695
01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:14,360
And I think Roma have just won themselves their third corner of the game.

1696
01:23:14,780 --> 01:23:17,040
End-to-end stuff here at Old Trafford.

1697
01:23:17,380 --> 01:23:19,480
Two goals apiece after 61 minutes.

1698
01:23:20,180 --> 01:23:20,920
Another corner.

1699
01:23:21,180 --> 01:23:24,500
Another chance for Roma to strike fear into the hearts of the opponent.

1700
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:26,740
And Chris Schmalling is up again.

1701
01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:29,980
I think the hairstyle is what did it.

1702
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:32,240
I never really recognized him with the dreadlocks.

1703
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:33,260
Yeah.

1704
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:34,880
He used to have...

1705
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:35,300
Thanks for the...

1706
01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:36,260
Not dreadlocks.

1707
01:23:36,360 --> 01:23:37,620
He used to have kind of short hair.

1708
01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:38,880
Shen Muesli.

1709
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:40,180
Thank you very much for the tip.

1710
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:43,380
I'd love to see Ryo Hazuki hit the field.

1711
01:23:45,000 --> 01:23:46,360
Thanks very much, Shen Muesli.

1712
01:23:46,540 --> 01:23:47,380
I gotta say something.

1713
01:23:47,540 --> 01:23:48,740
That would be a turn up for the books.

1714
01:23:49,060 --> 01:23:50,220
Considering he's not even a human.

1715
01:23:50,280 --> 01:23:51,640
He's a computer game character.

1716
01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:53,300
From Japan.

1717
01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,580
Is a computer game character from Japan.

1718
01:23:57,260 --> 01:24:01,200
Went to China to do a few business deals in Hong Kong.

1719
01:24:01,520 --> 01:24:03,600
To find the man who killed his father.

1720
01:24:03,980 --> 01:24:05,080
Didn't work out for him.

1721
01:24:05,660 --> 01:24:06,700
Didn't work out for him.

1722
01:24:07,280 --> 01:24:08,480
And then they made a sequel.

1723
01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:09,380
It wasn't that good.

1724
01:24:09,980 --> 01:24:11,160
On PS4.

1725
01:24:11,260 --> 01:24:11,720
I played it.

1726
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:13,060
Played the entirety of it.

1727
01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:14,360
It was absolute rubbish.

1728
01:24:16,980 --> 01:24:18,580
Bit much to say it was rubbish.

1729
01:24:18,740 --> 01:24:21,040
A lot of effort went into the making of that game.

1730
01:24:21,240 --> 01:24:21,560
Like, you know.

1731
01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:22,620
I know.

1732
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:23,660
But not enough, Tom.

1733
01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:24,620
Not enough.

1734
01:24:26,320 --> 01:24:27,400
Two goals apiece.

1735
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:30,100
Man, you were on the break again with Cavani.

1736
01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:31,540
Down the left-hand flank.

1737
01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:32,760
He's looking for support.

1738
01:24:33,060 --> 01:24:33,840
Holds it up well.

1739
01:24:34,100 --> 01:24:34,880
Gives it back to Luke.

1740
01:24:34,980 --> 01:24:35,260
Shaw.

1741
01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,320
Luke Shaw now.

1742
01:24:36,440 --> 01:24:37,560
Gonna cross it in maybe.

1743
01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:39,460
Takes a minute to think.

1744
01:24:39,820 --> 01:24:40,500
And looks back.

1745
01:24:40,740 --> 01:24:41,520
Gives it to Pogba.

1746
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:42,020
Pogba.

1747
01:24:42,180 --> 01:24:42,820
Lovely touch.

1748
01:24:42,980 --> 01:24:44,020
Gives it to Rashford.

1749
01:24:44,220 --> 01:24:44,600
Rashford.

1750
01:24:44,960 --> 01:24:46,100
Man, you have to score here.

1751
01:24:46,440 --> 01:24:46,620
Go.

1752
01:24:46,800 --> 01:24:46,900
No.

1753
01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:47,580
Cavani.

1754
01:24:47,980 --> 01:24:49,440
And it's the man again.

1755
01:24:49,440 --> 01:25:01,980
El Matador, who's got the third goal of the goose for Manchester City, who've just put the ball past that substitute goalkeeper with the fancy fringe.

1756
01:25:02,680 --> 01:25:05,460
And the fringe is not helping him one bit.

1757
01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:10,460
I'd say he's a bit embarrassed now that he did the fringe for the match, and that's what's happened.

1758
01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:21,160
If he plays more like this, he'll be on the fringes of the reserve team, because it's not good to let goals in if you're a goalkeeper.

1759
01:25:22,360 --> 01:25:26,020
Lovely close quarters passing from United.

1760
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:35,200
Pogba, out to Bruno Fernandes, found Basaka lurking menacingly on that right-hand side.

1761
01:25:35,580 --> 01:25:43,020
Basaka took the shot, goalkeeper did his best to save and spill it, but it rolled too far out of his hand's reach.

1762
01:25:43,620 --> 01:25:52,360
And who was there? None other than the Matador himself to pick up the goal, which puts United one ahead of their opponents.

1763
01:25:53,260 --> 01:25:57,780
And it gives them some bit of comfort, and we can see Cavani on the replay there.

1764
01:25:58,160 --> 01:26:02,500
Slow-mo replay of Cavani doing his Matador thing that he does like this.

1765
01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:08,640
Lovely time.

1766
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:11,820
Lovely replica pose there.

1767
01:26:12,360 --> 01:26:15,500
And Cavani is being subbed off, I think now.

1768
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:16,160
No, he's not.

1769
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:17,280
No, he's not.

1770
01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:20,180
So that's number seven for Cavani.

1771
01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:23,860
Well, it's his second goal.

1772
01:26:24,460 --> 01:26:26,260
Yeah, but he wears number seven on his back.

1773
01:26:27,460 --> 01:26:32,760
Yeah, but when you say that's number seven for Cavani, that sounds like he's scored seven goals.

1774
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:34,420
Copy that.

1775
01:26:35,740 --> 01:26:36,680
Here come Roma.

1776
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,040
They're not going to take this lion down.

1777
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,140
They whipping a ball and looking for Jaco.

1778
01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:45,180
There's too many Manchester defenders in there, and men, you are very good at defending.

1779
01:26:45,680 --> 01:26:47,780
As we've seen the last day against Leeds United.

1780
01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:55,260
And they should have really probably fielded Edinson Cavani and Pogba from the start.

1781
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,900
They would have maybe come away with a victory.

1782
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:00,400
But they didn't.

1783
01:27:00,740 --> 01:27:01,860
They drew that match.

1784
01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:04,100
I suppose Solskjaer had this in mind.

1785
01:27:04,660 --> 01:27:08,140
And a cross ball there from one of the Romanese players.

1786
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:10,500
Looked dangerous enough.

1787
01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:11,920
Didn't find Jaco.

1788
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:13,440
But it still troubled.

1789
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:16,120
Oh, did find Jaco.

1790
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:17,940
Found his head.

1791
01:27:18,220 --> 01:27:19,080
And Deguia saved it.

1792
01:27:19,180 --> 01:27:22,300
That was a very fast action from Jaco.

1793
01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:22,920
So fast.

1794
01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:25,440
I didn't even see him make contact with the ball.

1795
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,400
65 minutes gone here.

1796
01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:29,180
3-2 to Manchester City.

1797
01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:33,640
And Maguire is playing out from the back to Luke Shaw.

1798
01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:35,740
Luke Shaw plays a blank ball.

1799
01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:38,520
Goes out for a throw on the sideline there.

1800
01:27:38,980 --> 01:27:41,760
And Solskjaer is getting a little bit more animated.

1801
01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:43,200
Now he's on the sideline.

1802
01:27:43,740 --> 01:27:45,260
Just saying, come on, lads.

1803
01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:45,940
Do this.

1804
01:27:46,040 --> 01:27:46,580
Do that.

1805
01:27:46,900 --> 01:27:48,580
Whereas before, he was just sitting back.

1806
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,080
Just chewing gum.

1807
01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:54,500
Like Ferguson would have used to have done.

1808
01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:56,100
Yep.

1809
01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:57,600
Fergie's probably there.

1810
01:27:58,180 --> 01:27:59,180
In the rafters.

1811
01:27:59,240 --> 01:28:00,380
Just waiting in the rafters.

1812
01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:03,740
He drove all the way from his house to make three pints.

1813
01:28:03,740 --> 01:28:04,120
Tonight.

1814
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:05,940
And here's Fernandes.

1815
01:28:06,160 --> 01:28:07,180
Puts a ball in.

1816
01:28:07,640 --> 01:28:08,240
Headed away.

1817
01:28:09,060 --> 01:28:10,920
And a player goes down for Romer.

1818
01:28:11,060 --> 01:28:13,040
Upended by Bruno Fernandes.

1819
01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,960
And it's going to be a free kick to Romanstein.

1820
01:28:19,720 --> 01:28:22,100
Quick shout out to everybody there in the chat.

1821
01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:23,960
And also the daddy who tipped.

1822
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:24,800
Thank you very much.

1823
01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:25,320
The daddy.

1824
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:29,520
Romer being taken to the Cavandy shop here tonight.

1825
01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:31,000
Thank you very much for that.

1826
01:28:31,100 --> 01:28:31,520
August.

1827
01:28:31,820 --> 01:28:33,380
Seam of the sack.

1828
01:28:33,940 --> 01:28:35,600
It was just tipped there as well.

1829
01:28:35,940 --> 01:28:36,640
Seam of the sack.

1830
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,300
Return of the sack.

1831
01:28:40,120 --> 01:28:40,940
Come on.

1832
01:28:41,260 --> 01:28:43,740
Any outdoor pub streams planned, Tom.

1833
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:46,360
Says Seam of the sack.

1834
01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:48,580
I'm not too sure yet.

1835
01:28:48,660 --> 01:28:49,660
We'll have to wait and see.

1836
01:28:50,740 --> 01:28:52,300
When the pubs open up.

1837
01:28:53,180 --> 01:28:55,100
Then, you know, all will be revealed.

1838
01:28:55,220 --> 01:28:56,980
But at the moment, they're still closed.

1839
01:28:57,580 --> 01:28:58,680
There's not much we can do.

1840
01:28:58,740 --> 01:29:01,400
But we can say everything is going to be brought to you by Billy Bet.

1841
01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:09,560
Oh, Luke Shaw.

1842
01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:18,860
Luke Shaw just let off a rattlesnake.

1843
01:29:20,120 --> 01:29:22,680
Which stung the palms of the substitute goalkeeper.

1844
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:24,720
Out of nowhere.

1845
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:27,460
Went on one of his little marauding runs.

1846
01:29:28,600 --> 01:29:30,040
Took a low drive with his left.

1847
01:29:31,040 --> 01:29:34,520
That goalkeeper's really having to step up to the mark now.

1848
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:36,880
He won't want to concede another.

1849
01:29:37,360 --> 01:29:39,100
They did so well, Roma, out the trap.

1850
01:29:39,980 --> 01:29:41,500
I need to let off a bit of wind again.

1851
01:29:46,940 --> 01:29:48,660
You need to knock that on the head, Tom.

1852
01:29:48,780 --> 01:29:50,260
It's disgusting.

1853
01:29:50,460 --> 01:29:53,200
Even if you do turn the microphone off, it's still disgusting.

1854
01:29:53,360 --> 01:29:56,640
Because you're on screen and people can imagine what they're seeing.

1855
01:29:58,160 --> 01:29:58,840
Luke Shaw.

1856
01:30:00,200 --> 01:30:04,560
Lovely ball to find Rashford on the side of the wing.

1857
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:05,300
Puts it to Cavani.

1858
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:10,260
Oh, tries to leave a little silky touch to just guide the ball into the goal.

1859
01:30:10,360 --> 01:30:11,780
But it skims off his foot.

1860
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:13,180
But wait a sec, the referee's blown up.

1861
01:30:13,220 --> 01:30:14,020
He's seen something here.

1862
01:30:14,620 --> 01:30:15,420
What is this?

1863
01:30:15,580 --> 01:30:16,220
Is it a penalty?

1864
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:18,100
He's pointing to the spot.

1865
01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1866
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1867
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1868
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1869
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1870
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1871
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1872
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1873
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1874
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1875
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1876
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:21,600
Crazy scenes here.

1877
01:30:21,600 --> 01:30:22,600
Crazy scenes here.

1878
01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:24,840
I think it could have been a possible foul on Cavani.

1879
01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:26,660
That's why he didn't get his silky touch.

1880
01:30:26,660 --> 01:30:29,280
I think we're looking at a penalty call here.

1881
01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:33,280
The Romanese players are looking very despondent.

1882
01:30:33,280 --> 01:30:34,280
Very dejected.

1883
01:30:34,280 --> 01:30:36,420
They're going over to the referee.

1884
01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,280
But it doesn't look like they're going to get any result from that whatsoever.

1885
01:30:40,580 --> 01:30:41,760
Lovely ball from Rashford.

1886
01:30:41,980 --> 01:30:42,720
Came in.

1887
01:30:43,340 --> 01:30:43,740
Ah, yeah.

1888
01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:49,200
Cavani could not get his silky boot onto the ball of inflatable leather.

1889
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:50,060
Why?

1890
01:30:50,520 --> 01:30:55,100
Because Schmalling went in too heavy on the challenge.

1891
01:30:56,080 --> 01:30:58,300
And clattered down El Matador.

1892
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:02,820
And Schmalling, is that a yellow card for him?

1893
01:31:02,820 --> 01:31:03,940
He's shaking his head.

1894
01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:05,140
He looks sickened.

1895
01:31:06,420 --> 01:31:07,400
As you would, though.

1896
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:08,020
As you would.

1897
01:31:08,100 --> 01:31:10,320
And the manager is looking sickened as well.

1898
01:31:10,820 --> 01:31:11,620
But in style.

1899
01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:15,820
In that Italian style that Italian fellas have.

1900
01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:18,560
Like, you know, he's decked out in all the gear.

1901
01:31:18,820 --> 01:31:19,880
He's wearing his flat cap.

1902
01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:23,660
And he's got that designer stubble going on.

1903
01:31:24,620 --> 01:31:26,940
But, I mean, what's the point of all that, lads?

1904
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:30,240
What's the point of all that style when you're getting bit?

1905
01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:36,600
And the goalkeeper, substitute goalkeeper, has had to wipe his fringe back.

1906
01:31:36,820 --> 01:31:40,180
I think he's beginning to become a little bit too self-aware.

1907
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:50,820
And he's aware that the fringe might not be looking as good now with the prospect of having to concede a fourth goal as it did earlier on when they were winning.

1908
01:31:51,820 --> 01:31:57,900
And it's that man, Bruno Fernandes, is going to step up, probably going to do his little stunted run.

1909
01:31:58,420 --> 01:31:59,100
Let's have a look.

1910
01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:05,060
Bruno Fernandes takes a few steps, little shimmy, and blasts it into the back of the sack.

1911
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:11,460
It's another goal for Bruno Fernandes!

1912
01:32:16,600 --> 01:32:17,620
You okay, Francis?

1913
01:32:18,120 --> 01:32:19,080
Sorry about that.

1914
01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:21,560
I got very excited at the end of that one.

1915
01:32:22,060 --> 01:32:24,160
And I lost the run of myself.

1916
01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:25,880
Sorry about that.

1917
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:34,200
After I was just telling you to not, you know, expel any gas on stream, I went and let off.

1918
01:32:34,660 --> 01:32:35,620
I stepped on a duck.

1919
01:32:35,820 --> 01:32:36,580
Let's just say that.

1920
01:32:37,580 --> 01:32:39,940
It was a quack-a-tour for the ages.

1921
01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:50,340
And that penalty from Bruno Fernandes was a quack-a-tour east of Java penalty that just was a thunderbolt.

1922
01:32:50,540 --> 01:32:51,580
Could not be stopped.

1923
01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:55,080
And Cavani is still playing, I think.

1924
01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:59,920
Even though it looked like a real bad clatter he got off of Schmallin.

1925
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:03,040
I'm not sure whether not Schmallin got carded for that.

1926
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:03,860
Check that out.

1927
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:04,420
He did.

1928
01:33:04,600 --> 01:33:04,920
He did.

1929
01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:05,280
He did.

1930
01:33:05,660 --> 01:33:07,440
It's 4-2 to United.

1931
01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:11,200
Believe it.

1932
01:33:11,660 --> 01:33:14,260
Took the winnings and I fucking threw it in the sea.

1933
01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:17,780
I started bawling, crying, then I lost the fucking body again.

1934
01:33:17,980 --> 01:33:21,400
Believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it, believe it.

1935
01:33:23,460 --> 01:33:25,060
How are we getting on, everyone, there?

1936
01:33:27,420 --> 01:33:28,260
Simmerick FC.

1937
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:29,980
Dunleavy.

1938
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:30,720
Kerry.

1939
01:33:31,160 --> 01:33:31,560
Beardsman.

1940
01:33:32,840 --> 01:33:33,280
Tipperary.

1941
01:33:33,860 --> 01:33:34,200
Kurt.

1942
01:33:35,660 --> 01:33:36,080
Steph.

1943
01:33:36,680 --> 01:33:37,200
And Colin.

1944
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:39,740
And Pepsi Scrolls.

1945
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:41,000
I hope you're getting on well.

1946
01:33:43,160 --> 01:33:44,080
Manchester United.

1947
01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:48,500
They can just calm the situation down now.

1948
01:33:49,160 --> 01:33:52,340
20 minutes left.

1949
01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:52,960
Oh, sorry.

1950
01:33:53,700 --> 01:33:54,000
Bloody.

1951
01:33:54,140 --> 01:33:54,240
Yeah.

1952
01:33:54,500 --> 01:33:56,120
72 minutes on the clock gone.

1953
01:33:56,920 --> 01:34:00,720
They can just calm the scenario down now.

1954
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:02,280
They can calm the scenario down now for the next 20.

1955
01:34:02,880 --> 01:34:08,340
And, you know, hold them.

1956
01:34:08,340 --> 01:34:09,340
They're still playing.

1957
01:34:09,340 --> 01:34:10,460
They're still playing.

1958
01:34:11,420 --> 01:34:12,340
They've got all...

1959
01:34:13,340 --> 01:34:16,340
We've got 10 men or 9 men in the other...

1960
01:34:17,020 --> 01:34:18,220
The opponent's half.

1961
01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:21,360
And there's a lovely triangle being made here.

1962
01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:21,360
And there's a lovely triangle being made here.

1963
01:34:21,500 --> 01:34:23,180
Fernandez, Pogba, and Fred.

1964
01:34:23,660 --> 01:34:24,920
They're playing really nice.

1965
01:34:25,360 --> 01:34:25,880
One touch.

1966
01:34:25,980 --> 01:34:26,460
Two touch.

1967
01:34:26,560 --> 01:34:27,060
Three touch.

1968
01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:27,440
Yeah.

1969
01:34:28,080 --> 01:34:29,080
Oh, it's lovely stuff.

1970
01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:29,680
It's silky.

1971
01:34:29,980 --> 01:34:30,360
It's gone.

1972
01:34:30,480 --> 01:34:31,760
Switched to the other side now.

1973
01:34:31,860 --> 01:34:32,360
Bissaka.

1974
01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:33,060
Cavani.

1975
01:34:33,460 --> 01:34:33,700
Sure.

1976
01:34:33,820 --> 01:34:34,920
Back to Pogba in the middle.

1977
01:34:35,020 --> 01:34:35,400
The maestro.

1978
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:37,000
Cavani's on for his hat trick.

1979
01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:37,880
Takes a shot.

1980
01:34:39,080 --> 01:34:39,840
And it's blocked.

1981
01:34:40,780 --> 01:34:43,800
And Roma are really on the ropes here at the moment.

1982
01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,260
Finding it hard to deal with the onslaught.

1983
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:49,060
They're just blashing the ball out into the middle of nowhere.

1984
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:51,060
But it's picked up straight away from Lindelof.

1985
01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:52,220
Feeds it to Fernandez.

1986
01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:54,380
Out to Wan-Bissaka on that right.

1987
01:34:54,740 --> 01:34:57,300
Then he feeds it out to Pogba, who's Gosha to the right.

1988
01:34:57,920 --> 01:34:59,680
Pogba lays it back to McTominay.

1989
01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:00,500
Ball comes in.

1990
01:35:01,580 --> 01:35:05,740
And it's gone out off of a Roma player for a corner ball to United.

1991
01:35:06,740 --> 01:35:08,280
73 minutes played.

1992
01:35:08,900 --> 01:35:10,060
It's exciting stuff.

1993
01:35:10,680 --> 01:35:11,720
Exciting football.

1994
01:35:12,400 --> 01:35:13,780
And it's really nice from United.

1995
01:35:14,420 --> 01:35:18,380
They've really come into their own this last six months.

1996
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:22,080
You know, the start of the season left a lot to be desired.

1997
01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:23,500
They had a lot of critics.

1998
01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:26,700
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer's at the wheel.

1999
01:35:26,780 --> 01:35:27,580
Ole's at the wheel.

2000
01:35:27,940 --> 01:35:29,280
Ole out hashtag.

2001
01:35:29,980 --> 01:35:30,580
You know that.

2002
01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:31,220
You know what I'm saying?

2003
01:35:31,300 --> 01:35:33,500
Now who's hashing?

2004
01:35:33,860 --> 01:35:34,000
Huh?

2005
01:35:34,420 --> 01:35:35,480
Now who's hashing?

2006
01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:38,880
Took the winnings and I fucking threw it in the sea.

2007
01:35:39,820 --> 01:35:40,920
Who's hashing now?

2008
01:35:41,360 --> 01:35:42,000
Corner ball.

2009
01:35:42,220 --> 01:35:43,000
Taken shortly.

2010
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:44,280
Given out to Fernandez.

2011
01:35:44,380 --> 01:35:44,740
Fernandez.

2012
01:35:44,980 --> 01:35:46,040
Oh, what a call!

2013
01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:48,760
Fernandez puts the ball into the area.

2014
01:35:48,860 --> 01:35:49,520
Lovely cross.

2015
01:35:49,740 --> 01:35:50,360
And Paul Pogba.

2016
01:35:50,360 --> 01:35:56,840
And Paul Pogba with the head of a demon sends that ball into the back of the onion sack.

2017
01:35:57,320 --> 01:35:58,560
What a lovely training ground move.

2018
01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:00,620
What a lovely training ground move that was from United.

2019
01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:03,160
The corner ball taken short.

2020
01:36:03,700 --> 01:36:08,180
Given out to Fernandez with his one touch.

2021
01:36:08,620 --> 01:36:11,240
Just a one touch cross into the danger zone.

2022
01:36:11,740 --> 01:36:13,760
Pogba's really milking the celebration.

2023
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:14,700
I wish you could see it.

2024
01:36:14,700 --> 01:36:15,920
I don't know what you call that.

2025
01:36:17,580 --> 01:36:19,120
He's onside was Pogba.

2026
01:36:19,220 --> 01:36:19,360
Yeah.

2027
01:36:20,440 --> 01:36:21,400
Lovely stuff.

2028
01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:23,340
Ah, Bruno Fernandez.

2029
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:26,680
Just such an exquisite ball into the area.

2030
01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:34,120
Pogba, we were after saying like, you know, Pogba and Cavani tonight have been electric.

2031
01:36:34,860 --> 01:36:38,560
And they really would have made the difference the last day against Leeds had they played.

2032
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:42,420
But Solskjaer's tactics and strategy was to rest them.

2033
01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:44,420
Rest their weary legs.

2034
01:36:45,020 --> 01:36:46,960
And they are doing the business.

2035
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:50,620
Solskjaer fist pumping and even cracking a smile.

2036
01:36:50,940 --> 01:36:55,260
As Mason Greenwood is lining up to come onto the pitch now.

2037
01:36:55,780 --> 01:36:57,520
He is in fact on the pitch.

2038
01:36:57,640 --> 01:36:59,000
Let's see who has gone off.

2039
01:37:00,720 --> 01:37:01,160
Okay.

2040
01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:02,020
Let's see.

2041
01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:03,640
Greenwood has gone on.

2042
01:37:04,140 --> 01:37:06,980
And who has come off there, Tom?

2043
01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:07,440
Can you see?

2044
01:37:09,180 --> 01:37:09,620
Rashford.

2045
01:37:09,740 --> 01:37:10,720
Rashford has gone off.

2046
01:37:12,520 --> 01:37:15,960
And immediately Greenwood is hustling and harrying.

2047
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:16,800
Making an impact.

2048
01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:18,020
They could go for six here.

2049
01:37:18,420 --> 01:37:20,180
What a turnaround this is for United.

2050
01:37:20,900 --> 01:37:23,380
We're 2-1 down.

2051
01:37:24,460 --> 01:37:25,100
The first half.

2052
01:37:26,900 --> 01:37:30,160
And they've just absolutely decimated Roma here.

2053
01:37:30,700 --> 01:37:32,940
Roma don't really look, they look shell-shocked.

2054
01:37:33,560 --> 01:37:36,080
Don't think they're going to really be able to recover from this.

2055
01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:41,620
If they could get something, another goal would really help them out here.

2056
01:37:42,620 --> 01:37:45,420
Give them a lifeline for the return fixture.

2057
01:37:45,420 --> 01:37:48,380
In a week or two's time.

2058
01:37:50,620 --> 01:37:51,620
Seven minutes played on the clock.

2059
01:37:51,620 --> 01:37:52,800
Seven minutes played on the clock.

2060
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:57,600
It's nice to have seven goals in a game after the fucking drought we had.

2061
01:37:57,660 --> 01:38:00,640
After the week we've had with the games.

2062
01:38:01,300 --> 01:38:03,360
Thank you very much for the tips, lads.

2063
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:03,880
Steph.

2064
01:38:03,880 --> 01:38:03,920
Steph.

2065
01:38:04,340 --> 01:38:05,880
Very, very kind to you, Steph.

2066
01:38:06,100 --> 01:38:07,060
Ball comes in from Roma.

2067
01:38:08,180 --> 01:38:09,700
But, man, you were all over it.

2068
01:38:09,780 --> 01:38:11,240
They're bossing the defence there.

2069
01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:13,340
Boss and Roma are all over the pitch.

2070
01:38:13,900 --> 01:38:16,180
And they're on the counter again now with Fred.

2071
01:38:16,300 --> 01:38:19,580
Fred gives it out to Mason Greenwood.

2072
01:38:19,880 --> 01:38:21,140
It's Greenwood on the ball.

2073
01:38:21,580 --> 01:38:22,800
Greenwood looking for options.

2074
01:38:23,120 --> 01:38:23,700
Puts it in.

2075
01:38:23,920 --> 01:38:24,540
Finds Cavani.

2076
01:38:24,780 --> 01:38:25,840
Does an acrobatic kick.

2077
01:38:26,180 --> 01:38:31,660
And it just, the volley was like a scissor kick which bounced off the ground.

2078
01:38:32,020 --> 01:38:33,180
It actually wasn't Greenwood.

2079
01:38:33,180 --> 01:38:39,500
It was yet again another exquisite piece of ball work from Bruno Fernandes.

2080
01:38:40,080 --> 01:38:45,720
And Cavani tries the acrobatics and just gets it wrong, unfortunately.

2081
01:38:45,860 --> 01:38:47,740
It would have been some hat trick from the matador.

2082
01:38:50,300 --> 01:38:51,200
It would have done.

2083
01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:53,060
It would have been a nice scenario.

2084
01:38:53,220 --> 01:38:54,660
Steph, thank you very much for the tip.

2085
01:38:55,060 --> 01:38:58,040
Also, Dara Dermody, I hope you're getting on well.

2086
01:38:58,700 --> 01:39:00,800
You tipped there saying put it towards the bail.

2087
01:39:01,540 --> 01:39:03,900
Thanks very much for the Christian bailout money.

2088
01:39:04,540 --> 01:39:05,980
And I got to tell you something else, Dara.

2089
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:09,620
It's going to be some crack when I'm up in front of the judge.

2090
01:39:09,740 --> 01:39:10,780
Explain in the scenario.

2091
01:39:10,780 --> 01:39:14,760
And I've got a shit hot solicitor representing me.

2092
01:39:14,780 --> 01:39:18,300
Because these terror charges are trumped up nonsense.

2093
01:39:19,220 --> 01:39:20,400
Absolute rubbish.

2094
01:39:21,020 --> 01:39:24,500
I've been told by a lot of people that it's absolute rubbish.

2095
01:39:24,820 --> 01:39:26,800
And not to worry a thing about it.

2096
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:28,260
Just watching the replay there.

2097
01:39:28,940 --> 01:39:30,200
And what a goal from Pogba.

2098
01:39:30,320 --> 01:39:30,800
What a header.

2099
01:39:31,180 --> 01:39:35,120
And the celebration is even better than the matador.

2100
01:39:35,620 --> 01:39:38,440
He was doing this kind of celebration where he's running one way.

2101
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:41,580
And his teammates are going to help celebrate with him.

2102
01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:43,400
And then he goes, oh, no, I'm going the other way.

2103
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:47,700
And then his teammates have to change their direction of running to celebrate with him.

2104
01:39:47,940 --> 01:39:50,740
And then as they catch up with him, he goes, oh, no, I'm going another way.

2105
01:39:50,980 --> 01:39:52,800
And he repeats that a few times.

2106
01:39:52,860 --> 01:39:53,420
It's hilarious.

2107
01:39:55,980 --> 01:40:03,120
Manchester United not only bossing their opponent on the field of play, but bossing them in terms of celebrations.

2108
01:40:03,640 --> 01:40:07,780
And they're not even giving Roma a chance to celebrate.

2109
01:40:08,340 --> 01:40:09,440
And they're back again.

2110
01:40:09,640 --> 01:40:12,280
Cavani's looking like a speed demon here.

2111
01:40:12,580 --> 01:40:14,740
He's giving it out to Fernandes.

2112
01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:15,740
Fernandes.

2113
01:40:16,240 --> 01:40:18,380
Lovely chip into the center to find Greenwood.

2114
01:40:18,660 --> 01:40:20,040
Greenwood's got it in the box.

2115
01:40:21,040 --> 01:40:21,880
Greenwood lays it back.

2116
01:40:22,100 --> 01:40:23,080
Pogba from range.

2117
01:40:23,300 --> 01:40:24,940
Oh, it's a blank ball.

2118
01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:31,980
Tom, you're not allowed to say blank ball in the style of me.

2119
01:40:32,260 --> 01:40:35,920
Can we just not mimic each other?

2120
01:40:36,060 --> 01:40:39,260
I said I wouldn't do it to you if you don't do it to me.

2121
01:40:40,280 --> 01:40:41,260
Sorry about that.

2122
01:40:41,320 --> 01:40:44,180
I got carried away and just it wasn't even Pogba.

2123
01:40:44,300 --> 01:40:44,900
It was Fred.

2124
01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:55,380
But that's because the TV3, now known as Virgin Media 2, stream that we're running went a little bit pixelated.

2125
01:40:56,220 --> 01:40:58,060
And I don't know whether or not that's me.

2126
01:40:58,340 --> 01:41:01,980
Whether the stream or maybe that's just what I'm seeing after a few hoochies.

2127
01:41:06,180 --> 01:41:07,380
You hooch, you looch.

2128
01:41:08,100 --> 01:41:08,960
Now it's Roma.

2129
01:41:09,260 --> 01:41:11,300
We've got a couple of tips that just came through.

2130
01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:12,580
We have to read them out.

2131
01:41:13,140 --> 01:41:15,920
But there's so much action on the field of play that it's hard.

2132
01:41:16,340 --> 01:41:18,200
It's a seven-goal thriller at the moment.

2133
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:22,120
Roma, get a shot off from 30 yards out, 25 yards out.

2134
01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:23,100
But it's a blank ball.

2135
01:41:23,520 --> 01:41:25,880
Goes out for a goal kick there.

2136
01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:29,160
And it's your man, Pellegrini.

2137
01:41:30,120 --> 01:41:31,560
Sorry, McTarrion.

2138
01:41:32,420 --> 01:41:34,740
Former Manchester United alumni.

2139
01:41:36,400 --> 01:41:38,180
Who let off the rattlesnake.

2140
01:41:38,440 --> 01:41:42,760
And it looks as though there's another substitution coming on for United.

2141
01:41:42,760 --> 01:41:45,540
It's Matip who's coming on.

2142
01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:47,440
I don't know who he's going to replace.

2143
01:41:48,220 --> 01:41:52,900
But it looks as though Solskjaer is shoring up his defensive scenario here.

2144
01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:55,320
He's going to tell the boys to stop going for goals.

2145
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:58,840
But they're not listening.

2146
01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:01,420
They're in the mood tonight, United.

2147
01:42:01,420 --> 01:42:03,320
And they're taking the piss.

2148
01:42:04,020 --> 01:42:04,580
Lindelof.

2149
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:05,820
Playing well.

2150
01:42:06,820 --> 01:42:07,740
Not well enough though.

2151
01:42:07,780 --> 01:42:08,500
Gives the ball away.

2152
01:42:08,920 --> 01:42:10,020
Chance for Roma to score.

2153
01:42:11,260 --> 01:42:12,140
It's scooped up.

2154
01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:12,920
Three ball.

2155
01:42:13,120 --> 01:42:13,980
Cavani's on it.

2156
01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:15,120
Feeds it out to Shaw.

2157
01:42:15,500 --> 01:42:16,040
Shaw now.

2158
01:42:16,360 --> 01:42:18,220
With Manchester United counter-attack.

2159
01:42:18,540 --> 01:42:18,880
Bruin.

2160
01:42:19,260 --> 01:42:21,980
He's taken out to the far left-hand side.

2161
01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:24,460
They're not going that route one direction.

2162
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:26,040
Looking for the quick one-twosies.

2163
01:42:26,280 --> 01:42:27,700
They're slowing the pace down.

2164
01:42:28,020 --> 01:42:31,520
The message has come from Solskjaer to slow the pace down.

2165
01:42:31,820 --> 01:42:32,700
And that's what they're doing.

2166
01:42:33,320 --> 01:42:36,360
They're just tying with their opponent now in their own half.

2167
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:38,920
And they're passing the ball back and around.

2168
01:42:39,120 --> 01:42:40,420
They're going to see this game out.

2169
01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:43,480
No need for them to really go arse over tit for it here.

2170
01:42:43,820 --> 01:42:44,880
They've already done enough.

2171
01:42:45,240 --> 01:42:45,760
That said.

2172
01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:49,540
Looks dangerous whenever Bruno Fernandes has the ball.

2173
01:42:49,660 --> 01:42:52,160
Because he's only got one thing on his mind.

2174
01:42:52,260 --> 01:42:56,760
And that's getting a real curveball dream into the box of nightmares.

2175
01:42:57,520 --> 01:43:00,780
And it's gone back to another Manchester United defender.

2176
01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:01,940
They're passing it back to Maguire.

2177
01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:03,600
And they're just controlling the game.

2178
01:43:03,660 --> 01:43:05,320
A chance for us to maybe have a look at the tips.

2179
01:43:05,420 --> 01:43:05,740
Francis.

2180
01:43:05,740 --> 01:43:08,280
A chance indeed, Tom.

2181
01:43:08,540 --> 01:43:10,420
I want to say a big thank you very much to...

2182
01:43:10,420 --> 01:43:11,980
Oh, here's Man United now.

2183
01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:14,900
They're on the side hatch with Wan-Bissaka.

2184
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:17,000
Bissaka.

2185
01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:20,140
Back to Pogba.

2186
01:43:21,940 --> 01:43:23,080
Back to Greenwood.

2187
01:43:24,340 --> 01:43:25,400
Back to Bissaka.

2188
01:43:26,660 --> 01:43:27,760
Bissaka's been fouled.

2189
01:43:28,560 --> 01:43:30,560
It's a free kick to Manchester United.

2190
01:43:31,060 --> 01:43:32,480
25 yards out.

2191
01:43:33,100 --> 01:43:35,240
A chance maybe for Fernandes to...

2192
01:43:35,240 --> 01:43:37,700
Whip a curler into the danger zone here.

2193
01:43:38,040 --> 01:43:46,340
And a chance for me to curl off a thank you to Brooklyn Lukey for your kind-hearted and generous donation.

2194
01:43:46,960 --> 01:43:49,640
Fred is going on or off for Matic.

2195
01:43:50,340 --> 01:43:54,600
And Anguished Panda, thank you very much for your tip as well.

2196
01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:55,860
I hope you're getting on.

2197
01:43:55,860 --> 01:44:00,600
I hope you're getting on well, that's very, very, very, very, very kind of you and all of you.

2198
01:44:00,720 --> 01:44:04,480
It's been an incredible stream of football for us.

2199
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:05,600
We're enjoying the match.

2200
01:44:06,140 --> 01:44:08,600
And I hope you're enjoying it as well at home.

2201
01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:10,600
I'm coming to you live from prison.

2202
01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:11,860
My cell.

2203
01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:17,380
I've been given one phone call and it's the phone call of the night where I get to relay the phone call to stream.

2204
01:44:17,740 --> 01:44:20,220
Fernandes takes a free kick, floats the ball into the area.

2205
01:44:20,340 --> 01:44:27,460
It's headed off of a Roma man's head and it rolls out for a corner ball on 82 minutes.

2206
01:44:29,620 --> 01:44:31,160
Just gone into the 83rd.

2207
01:44:31,220 --> 01:44:34,840
Seven minutes left of regulation playtime here at Old Trafford.

2208
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:40,660
Paul Pogba steps up to take the corner ball and then says, no, let's chill out.

2209
01:44:41,020 --> 01:44:42,660
Bruno, you come over here and take it.

2210
01:44:43,400 --> 01:44:44,620
So it's Bruno Fernandes.

2211
01:44:48,440 --> 01:44:53,140
Harry Maguire is in the middle of the box there saying, give it to me on the head, son.

2212
01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:54,340
I'm ready.

2213
01:44:55,220 --> 01:44:57,520
Fernandes whips the ball in, but it's high and wide.

2214
01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:01,820
Bounces off of a Manchester United, Scott McTominay's head.

2215
01:45:02,540 --> 01:45:06,460
Didn't get enough accuracy on it and it's gone out for a goal kick to Roma.

2216
01:45:07,060 --> 01:45:09,660
Roma really need to get something here.

2217
01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:14,940
Another goal will give them that lifeline going into the second fixture.

2218
01:45:15,620 --> 01:45:18,340
But there's time is running out on the clock for them.

2219
01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:25,800
There's not that much time left and they don't have the same spirit, it would seem, as they had in the first half.

2220
01:45:25,800 --> 01:45:29,820
Now, Man U are beginning to sit back a little bit and soak up the pressure.

2221
01:45:30,140 --> 01:45:32,540
So that might change things a little bit.

2222
01:45:33,320 --> 01:45:36,760
But they don't look solid, Roma.

2223
01:45:36,860 --> 01:45:38,460
They really don't look solid at all.

2224
01:45:39,320 --> 01:45:41,020
They don't look solid.

2225
01:45:43,740 --> 01:45:45,540
Solid as a rock.

2226
01:45:45,640 --> 01:45:46,660
Here come United again.

2227
01:45:46,760 --> 01:45:48,820
Cavani left it to Fernandes.

2228
01:45:48,960 --> 01:45:49,720
Sky ball.

2229
01:45:50,860 --> 01:45:52,860
It's a sky ball from Bruno.

2230
01:45:53,660 --> 01:45:56,080
And his head sinks into his hand.

2231
01:45:56,220 --> 01:45:59,220
He knows he should have done better from that range.

2232
01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:04,840
Prime time Bruno Fernandes range there just from outside the box.

2233
01:46:06,020 --> 01:46:07,120
But it doesn't matter.

2234
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:10,040
His team are 5-2 up here in the semifinal.

2235
01:46:11,660 --> 01:46:12,540
Interesting enough.

2236
01:46:12,680 --> 01:46:14,520
Be interesting to see what the story is with Arsenal.

2237
01:46:14,620 --> 01:46:19,700
Let's have a quick look there and see how those boys are getting on in the other semifinal.

2238
01:46:20,700 --> 01:46:21,440
Europa League.

2239
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:28,420
And Arsenal are getting bet 2-1.

2240
01:46:28,520 --> 01:46:29,840
It's 90 minutes there.

2241
01:46:30,660 --> 01:46:32,940
Both teams seemingly down to 10 men.

2242
01:46:33,660 --> 01:46:34,180
Interesting.

2243
01:46:34,720 --> 01:46:38,100
Can Arsenal grab a late stage winner?

2244
01:46:38,600 --> 01:46:39,420
We don't know.

2245
01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:42,200
All eyes are on this match here at the moment.

2246
01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:43,520
Roma.

2247
01:46:44,060 --> 01:46:44,960
Fighting for life.

2248
01:46:45,400 --> 01:46:47,180
Fighting for a third away goal.

2249
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:50,220
Which would really give them that bit of hope as I said.

2250
01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:53,960
And their player Carcador.

2251
01:46:54,740 --> 01:46:55,440
Number 2.

2252
01:46:55,700 --> 01:46:58,280
Carcador with two sleeve tattoos on both arms.

2253
01:46:58,800 --> 01:47:01,400
Throws the ball back into the mixing unit.

2254
01:47:01,960 --> 01:47:02,520
Roma now.

2255
01:47:02,660 --> 01:47:06,220
Building up steam with a grain of rice in the central processing unit.

2256
01:47:06,580 --> 01:47:08,560
Long route 1 football they're playing.

2257
01:47:09,020 --> 01:47:12,560
But their accuracy and their passing leaves a lot to be desired.

2258
01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:14,140
It's scooped up by Cavani.

2259
01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:19,060
Who plays a delicate juicy ball out to none other than Mason Greenwood.

2260
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:23,000
Who sticks it into the rattlesnake bag of onions.

2261
01:47:23,580 --> 01:47:26,120
It's the substitute hero of the night.

2262
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,880
Mason Greenwood.

2263
01:47:28,300 --> 01:47:29,060
The young fella.

2264
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:32,200
And he's got Manchester United.

2265
01:47:32,900 --> 01:47:33,960
Flying high.

2266
01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:35,880
Six goals to the goose.

2267
01:47:36,340 --> 01:47:38,540
Against their Romanian counterparts.

2268
01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,120
Who aren't Romanian.

2269
01:47:40,620 --> 01:47:41,960
They're not Romanian.

2270
01:47:41,960 --> 01:47:44,480
They are purely Italian.

2271
01:47:44,960 --> 01:47:46,680
They are Roma.

2272
01:47:46,940 --> 01:47:48,600
And they're getting stuffed.

2273
01:47:49,120 --> 01:47:51,460
Six goals to the goose.

2274
01:47:51,820 --> 01:47:53,660
Six goals to the goose here.

2275
01:47:53,940 --> 01:47:55,060
And it's that man.

2276
01:47:55,460 --> 01:47:58,280
Masonic Mason Greenwood.

2277
01:47:58,600 --> 01:47:59,060
11.

2278
01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:00,680
Symbolic.

2279
01:48:00,900 --> 01:48:01,540
Two ones.

2280
01:48:01,660 --> 01:48:02,360
Put them together.

2281
01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:03,520
What does that spell?

2282
01:48:04,100 --> 01:48:04,600
11.

2283
01:48:05,180 --> 01:48:05,500
Yeah.

2284
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:08,380
Is he involved in something, Tom?

2285
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:09,540
Mason Greenwood.

2286
01:48:10,820 --> 01:48:12,820
Yeah, he's involved in that goal anyway.

2287
01:48:13,380 --> 01:48:16,200
Yeah, but is it indicative of something?

2288
01:48:16,460 --> 01:48:17,420
Is there an underline?

2289
01:48:17,580 --> 01:48:20,020
And Oli Gunnar Solskjaer is dancing around.

2290
01:48:20,480 --> 01:48:21,000
Screaming.

2291
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:22,220
Fist pumping.

2292
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:27,440
Mason Greenwood's celebration is simply a kiss blown to the cameras.

2293
01:48:27,700 --> 01:48:32,420
Which isn't as good as the Matadors crossbow thing that he does.

2294
01:48:32,760 --> 01:48:35,140
And it's definitely not as good as Pogba's.

2295
01:48:35,300 --> 01:48:36,580
You're not going to catch me.

2296
01:48:36,640 --> 01:48:37,500
You're not going to catch me.

2297
01:48:37,540 --> 01:48:38,080
Kind of vibe.

2298
01:48:38,600 --> 01:48:39,620
But wow.

2299
01:48:39,780 --> 01:48:40,240
What a goal.

2300
01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:41,520
What a ball from Cavani.

2301
01:48:41,780 --> 01:48:42,980
What a player he is.

2302
01:48:43,240 --> 01:48:48,120
And well worth the 200 grand a week.

2303
01:48:48,240 --> 01:48:50,420
He's probably on incredible money.

2304
01:48:51,980 --> 01:48:53,640
A lot of that would be taxed, I'd say.

2305
01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:55,960
But still, it's sickening.

2306
01:48:56,740 --> 01:48:58,880
But I mean, he's doing the magic.

2307
01:48:59,240 --> 01:49:00,380
He's doing it on the pitch.

2308
01:49:00,940 --> 01:49:02,640
So you can't argue with it.

2309
01:49:03,300 --> 01:49:05,240
You can't argue with goals.

2310
01:49:05,860 --> 01:49:07,440
Two goals for Cavani.

2311
01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:08,720
One assist.

2312
01:49:09,240 --> 01:49:11,020
And he won a penalty as well.

2313
01:49:11,020 --> 01:49:13,900
So I mean, it's just Cavani, Cavani, Cavani.

2314
01:49:14,140 --> 01:49:16,800
Sweet little pass to find Greenwood.

2315
01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:19,120
Who is in acres of space.

2316
01:49:19,720 --> 01:49:21,900
And what a finish from Greenwood as well.

2317
01:49:22,480 --> 01:49:24,860
Stuck it right into the top left-hand corner.

2318
01:49:24,960 --> 01:49:26,280
Across his goalie's face.

2319
01:49:26,840 --> 01:49:29,100
And that goalie's having an absolute mare.

2320
01:49:29,500 --> 01:49:32,280
After what was probably going to be a good thing for him.

2321
01:49:32,320 --> 01:49:32,800
Coming on.

2322
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:34,020
Getting a bit of game time.

2323
01:49:34,100 --> 01:49:36,000
You know, on the world stage.

2324
01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:38,940
It's turned into a real nightmare for him.

2325
01:49:39,180 --> 01:49:40,680
And the nightmare just keeps on.

2326
01:49:40,680 --> 01:49:42,560
It's like a bad dream that doesn't end here.

2327
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:46,060
Because United are pile driving down the left flag hatch.

2328
01:49:46,460 --> 01:49:50,080
It's Matip has found Fernandes in yet more acres of space.

2329
01:49:50,380 --> 01:49:50,820
Dome is it.

2330
01:49:50,880 --> 01:49:51,880
Takes it past two men.

2331
01:49:52,140 --> 01:49:53,100
Tries to find Pogba.

2332
01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:54,060
But it's just overran.

2333
01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:56,560
And Manchester United.

2334
01:49:56,740 --> 01:49:57,860
Looking for seven here.

2335
01:49:58,200 --> 01:50:00,520
They smell the fear of their opponents.

2336
01:50:01,240 --> 01:50:04,500
It's like a bloody terrier dog.

2337
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:07,120
Who's got a hold of the postman's leg.

2338
01:50:07,540 --> 01:50:08,360
And it's just going.

2339
01:50:08,360 --> 01:50:10,740
Rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr, rawr.

2340
01:50:10,740 --> 01:50:11,680
And the postman's going.

2341
01:50:11,860 --> 01:50:13,040
Get this fucker off me.

2342
01:50:13,220 --> 01:50:13,780
Get it off me.

2343
01:50:13,820 --> 01:50:14,580
I'll fucking kick it.

2344
01:50:16,180 --> 01:50:22,940
Bruno Fernandes is going off substitution for United here.

2345
01:50:23,600 --> 01:50:25,480
On 90 minutes.

2346
01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:29,080
Fernandes, who got the opener for United.

2347
01:50:29,580 --> 01:50:30,880
Not the opener of the match.

2348
01:50:31,140 --> 01:50:33,860
But he opened the Man U goal scoring account.

2349
01:50:34,320 --> 01:50:37,240
With that cheeky little dink over the keeper.

2350
01:50:37,500 --> 01:50:38,600
Lovely, lovely touch.

2351
01:50:39,020 --> 01:50:41,860
And he's come off for Juan Mata.

2352
01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:46,140
Who hasn't really seen that much game time for United.

2353
01:50:46,320 --> 01:50:47,380
But he's a quality player.

2354
01:50:48,080 --> 01:50:51,420
He's being used as a kind of tactical substitution here.

2355
01:50:51,480 --> 01:50:52,740
Just to slow down the pace.

2356
01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:54,180
And that's great.

2357
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:56,300
That's great to see for United.

2358
01:50:56,400 --> 01:50:57,360
If you're a United fan.

2359
01:50:57,720 --> 01:50:59,460
If you're a United fan.

2360
01:51:00,120 --> 01:51:01,020
You're in cloud.

2361
01:51:01,200 --> 01:51:02,580
You're on cloud number nine.

2362
01:51:03,260 --> 01:51:03,560
Tonight.

2363
01:51:04,560 --> 01:51:05,740
And well done.

2364
01:51:05,820 --> 01:51:09,000
I'm sure you're looking forward to the rest of the games for the season.

2365
01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:11,000
Yep.

2366
01:51:12,620 --> 01:51:15,160
They've turned it around United this season.

2367
01:51:15,960 --> 01:51:20,480
It looks like they're well on the way to a Europa League final.

2368
01:51:21,520 --> 01:51:23,000
And if they keep up their form.

2369
01:51:24,120 --> 01:51:24,940
They'll finish.

2370
01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:27,820
Sorry about the burp there.

2371
01:51:28,080 --> 01:51:31,220
They'll finish second in the premiership as well.

2372
01:51:33,080 --> 01:51:34,500
90 minutes have just gone.

2373
01:51:34,580 --> 01:51:35,900
There's going to be two minutes played here.

2374
01:51:35,980 --> 01:51:37,760
What's your takeaway for the night here, Francis?

2375
01:51:38,420 --> 01:51:41,120
Complete shock here at the performance of United.

2376
01:51:41,620 --> 01:51:43,800
Really, really good, solid work.

2377
01:51:44,400 --> 01:51:49,620
And showed a lot of character to come back from the initial two goal.

2378
01:51:50,420 --> 01:51:52,200
Two one down they were.

2379
01:51:52,420 --> 01:51:53,580
And they've come back.

2380
01:51:53,940 --> 01:51:56,320
And they've really put it up them.

2381
01:51:57,640 --> 01:51:59,440
Thanks very much for the tip there.

2382
01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:02,000
Get to you in a moment there.

2383
01:52:02,160 --> 01:52:03,480
Just Man United.

2384
01:52:03,720 --> 01:52:04,800
Can they get seven here?

2385
01:52:05,180 --> 01:52:06,040
Looks like they could.

2386
01:52:06,900 --> 01:52:07,760
They're toying with them.

2387
01:52:08,080 --> 01:52:08,760
Wan-Bissaka.

2388
01:52:09,160 --> 01:52:11,280
Leaves it out to Mason Greenwood on the right.

2389
01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:12,760
Greenwood looking for space.

2390
01:52:13,800 --> 01:52:14,800
Can't get the ball in.

2391
01:52:15,020 --> 01:52:18,280
Chance maybe for, uh, to be blasted away from Roma.

2392
01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:19,060
That's all they can do.

2393
01:52:19,180 --> 01:52:22,180
They can't blast it to anyone because they've got no one up front.

2394
01:52:22,560 --> 01:52:24,340
So it just rolls back to Maguire.

2395
01:52:25,620 --> 01:52:26,560
Or Lindelof.

2396
01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:27,380
I beg your pardon.

2397
01:52:27,540 --> 01:52:28,140
It was Maguire.

2398
01:52:28,420 --> 01:52:29,720
Who gives it to, uh...

2399
01:52:30,720 --> 01:52:31,620
Maguire.

2400
01:52:32,220 --> 01:52:34,040
Maguire gives it to Maguire.

2401
01:52:34,440 --> 01:52:36,200
Sorry, the screen is pixelated.

2402
01:52:36,360 --> 01:52:40,660
Whether the screen is pixelated or I'm pixelated, I'm not sure.

2403
01:52:40,840 --> 01:52:42,100
But I'm enjoying this performance.

2404
01:52:42,600 --> 01:52:44,360
And I'm enjoying a few brewskis as well.

2405
01:52:44,900 --> 01:52:47,160
Um, remember, alcohol does damage.

2406
01:52:47,240 --> 01:52:48,080
Lives don't drink.

2407
01:52:48,160 --> 01:52:48,700
It's not great.

2408
01:52:53,560 --> 01:52:54,040
Oh.

2409
01:52:55,100 --> 01:52:55,880
That's beautiful.

2410
01:52:58,280 --> 01:53:01,540
30 seconds left of injury time to play here.

2411
01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:02,740
Man U.

2412
01:53:03,700 --> 01:53:05,540
One put it past them, getting a seventh.

2413
01:53:06,240 --> 01:53:09,180
They're rolling the ball out casually amongst themselves.

2414
01:53:09,440 --> 01:53:14,380
Pogba picks up a switch pass on the far right to find Fernandes.

2415
01:53:14,480 --> 01:53:15,240
Whips the ball in.

2416
01:53:15,300 --> 01:53:16,220
There's no one in there.

2417
01:53:16,300 --> 01:53:17,080
It's headed away.

2418
01:53:17,700 --> 01:53:20,000
And, uh, rolls back out to United again.

2419
01:53:20,720 --> 01:53:21,900
10 seconds left here.

2420
01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:23,260
Shaw on the ball.

2421
01:53:24,100 --> 01:53:24,420
Shaw.

2422
01:53:24,760 --> 01:53:25,920
Out to McTominay.

2423
01:53:26,660 --> 01:53:28,580
Rolls it back to Lindelof.

2424
01:53:29,080 --> 01:53:29,600
Lindelof.

2425
01:53:30,040 --> 01:53:31,300
What's he gonna do here?

2426
01:53:31,700 --> 01:53:33,680
Finds Greenwood out on that right flank.

2427
01:53:33,680 --> 01:53:35,140
Greenwood.

2428
01:53:35,220 --> 01:53:37,200
And the final whistle goes.

2429
01:53:37,340 --> 01:53:37,920
That's it.

2430
01:53:38,320 --> 01:53:39,440
The final whistle.

2431
01:53:39,860 --> 01:53:43,520
The magic pipe of peace has been blown upon by the referee.

2432
01:53:44,320 --> 01:53:47,980
What an absolute goal fished this has been today.

2433
01:53:49,780 --> 01:53:51,640
Eight goals to the goose.

2434
01:53:52,140 --> 01:53:54,460
Six-two to Manchester United.

2435
01:53:55,280 --> 01:53:56,700
Who are 2-1 down.

2436
01:53:57,400 --> 01:54:00,880
And they've absolutely dominated Roma.

2437
01:54:01,880 --> 01:54:03,340
One of the great Italian teams.

2438
01:54:03,340 --> 01:54:03,940
One of the great Italian teams.

2439
01:54:04,760 --> 01:54:06,620
But their line out today.

2440
01:54:06,700 --> 01:54:08,760
I could even see before the game started.

2441
01:54:09,500 --> 01:54:11,180
Paled in insignificance.

2442
01:54:11,560 --> 01:54:12,020
Dzeko.

2443
01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:13,180
A player.

2444
01:54:13,940 --> 01:54:15,160
Maybe past his prime.

2445
01:54:15,420 --> 01:54:16,600
I know he scored one today.

2446
01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:16,620
I know he scored one today.

2447
01:54:17,160 --> 01:54:20,000
But they'd look second-rate compared to United.

2448
01:54:20,640 --> 01:54:21,600
Second-rate outfit.

2449
01:54:22,400 --> 01:54:23,940
And they've got it all to do.

2450
01:54:24,260 --> 01:54:26,400
If they can pull anything out of the bag.

2451
01:54:26,800 --> 01:54:28,440
Come next week for the second leg.

2452
01:54:28,480 --> 01:54:29,220
Or the week after.

2453
01:54:29,780 --> 01:54:31,860
I'd be very, very, very surprised.

2454
01:54:32,420 --> 01:54:33,280
But that's it here.

2455
01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:35,300
Final score here at Old Trafford.

2456
01:54:35,820 --> 01:54:36,860
Manchester United.

2457
01:54:37,080 --> 01:54:37,440
Six.

2458
01:54:38,040 --> 01:54:38,760
AS Roma.

2459
01:54:39,120 --> 01:54:39,360
Two.

2460
01:54:40,160 --> 01:54:41,220
Unbelievable stuff.

2461
01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:43,140
Bruno Fernandes.

2462
01:54:43,260 --> 01:54:43,880
Two goals.

2463
01:54:44,220 --> 01:54:45,220
Edinson Cavani.

2464
01:54:45,340 --> 01:54:45,900
Two goals.

2465
01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:46,860
And an assist.

2466
01:54:47,040 --> 01:54:47,960
And he won a penalty.

2467
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:51,360
Paul Pogba with the sweet chestnut header.

2468
01:54:51,820 --> 01:54:53,240
And then the young fella.

2469
01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:54,540
Mason Greenwood.

2470
01:54:54,540 --> 01:54:56,340
With a superb finish.

2471
01:54:56,680 --> 01:54:59,660
Off the end of a divine Edinson Cavani ball.

2472
01:55:00,140 --> 01:55:02,720
To seal the six-goal deal for United.

2473
01:55:03,360 --> 01:55:04,120
And it's Roma.

2474
01:55:04,540 --> 01:55:06,160
Who go back to Italy tonight.

2475
01:55:06,660 --> 01:55:08,020
With a lot to think about.

2476
01:55:08,580 --> 01:55:09,380
Heavy hearts.

2477
01:55:09,960 --> 01:55:10,740
Heavy heads.

2478
01:55:11,340 --> 01:55:13,060
They can have a little sleep on the plane.

2479
01:55:13,200 --> 01:55:13,560
Maybe.

2480
01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:15,720
It's probably like a two-hour journey.

2481
01:55:15,840 --> 01:55:16,520
Three-hour journey.

2482
01:55:16,600 --> 01:55:17,180
I'm not sure.

2483
01:55:17,660 --> 01:55:19,860
But maybe you can't sleep after that.

2484
01:55:19,920 --> 01:55:21,800
Would you want to go to sleep after that, Tom?

2485
01:55:22,140 --> 01:55:22,940
Not at all.

2486
01:55:23,440 --> 01:55:24,140
That would be a nightmare.

2487
01:55:24,140 --> 01:55:26,880
You're straight to the duty free.

2488
01:55:27,420 --> 01:55:29,240
If I was heading back tonight.

2489
01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:32,140
That's all I could muster.

2490
01:55:32,220 --> 01:55:33,020
The energy for.

2491
01:55:33,420 --> 01:55:34,640
I probably wouldn't want to go sleep.

2492
01:55:34,720 --> 01:55:35,680
I'd probably just ask.

2493
01:55:35,800 --> 01:55:38,120
See if Jekko has a deck of cards with him.

2494
01:55:38,360 --> 01:55:39,240
A Jekka cards.

2495
01:55:39,760 --> 01:55:41,340
And we could play a bit of 52.

2496
01:55:41,860 --> 01:55:43,440
Or a bit of shitheader or something.

2497
01:55:44,180 --> 01:55:45,160
Pass a bit of time.

2498
01:55:45,820 --> 01:55:49,460
And just look forward to the next game.

2499
01:55:49,540 --> 01:55:50,240
That's all it is.

2500
01:55:50,880 --> 01:55:51,280
RTTV.

2501
01:55:51,420 --> 01:55:52,400
Thank you very much.

2502
01:55:52,400 --> 01:55:54,360
For the tip there.

2503
01:55:54,940 --> 01:55:55,700
Brooklyn Lukey.

2504
01:55:55,800 --> 01:55:56,440
Thank you very much.

2505
01:55:56,520 --> 01:55:57,200
Anguish Panda.

2506
01:55:57,340 --> 01:55:58,020
Daurat Dormity.

2507
01:55:58,140 --> 01:55:58,460
Shterf.

2508
01:55:58,520 --> 01:55:59,140
Seam in the sack.

2509
01:55:59,280 --> 01:55:59,700
The Daddy.

2510
01:55:59,860 --> 01:56:00,540
Shen Moseley.

2511
01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:02,240
Reverend L. Sharpton.

2512
01:56:03,240 --> 01:56:03,820
The Daddy.

2513
01:56:04,260 --> 01:56:04,920
Shen Moseley.

2514
01:56:05,360 --> 01:56:06,500
Reverend Jackson.

2515
01:56:06,760 --> 01:56:07,500
Vulcan Raven.

2516
01:56:07,700 --> 01:56:08,340
Giant in shame.

2517
01:56:08,460 --> 01:56:09,320
And Karen Marks.

2518
01:56:09,920 --> 01:56:13,080
We're going to get to the rest now.

2519
01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:13,340
Sorry.

2520
01:56:13,440 --> 01:56:15,020
The page has just ended there.

2521
01:56:15,080 --> 01:56:19,900
I need to refresh the page so I can see the rest of the names.

2522
01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:20,140
Oh yeah.

2523
01:56:20,360 --> 01:56:21,320
DJ Sundial.

2524
01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:22,420
Vulcan Raven.

2525
01:56:23,340 --> 01:56:24,040
Crackhands.

2526
01:56:24,600 --> 01:56:25,460
Jimmy Tip.

2527
01:56:26,300 --> 01:56:26,880
Kneecap.

2528
01:56:27,060 --> 01:56:27,580
Anon.

2529
01:56:28,100 --> 01:56:29,060
Chief Irons.

2530
01:56:29,240 --> 01:56:30,240
McCarthy Bukal.

2531
01:56:31,040 --> 01:56:32,180
Tim Reedy.

2532
01:56:33,180 --> 01:56:38,540
With the almighty Matadorian Bag of Sand.

2533
01:56:39,540 --> 01:56:45,660
Which was landed down to us like a divine gift from the stork of Damien's soul.

2534
01:56:46,120 --> 01:56:48,140
Unbelievable stuff altogether, Tom.

2535
01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:49,140
Can't believe it.

2536
01:56:49,560 --> 01:56:52,720
And a very touching message as well from Tim that says,

2537
01:56:52,820 --> 01:56:54,200
I have nothing to say at all.

2538
01:56:54,540 --> 01:56:56,460
But take care and keep going, my friend.

2539
01:56:56,820 --> 01:56:57,240
Love you.

2540
01:56:57,700 --> 01:56:58,520
Unbelievable stuff.

2541
01:56:58,580 --> 01:56:59,120
Very touching.

2542
01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:01,000
Vinegar Stroke 69.

2543
01:57:01,140 --> 01:57:01,460
Thank you.

2544
01:57:01,540 --> 01:57:02,560
Agent Dale Conner.

2545
01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:03,680
John McCrurick.

2546
01:57:03,780 --> 01:57:04,540
Millwall Dressers.

2547
01:57:04,620 --> 01:57:05,260
Paul Mishkel.

2548
01:57:05,360 --> 01:57:05,760
Conner.

2549
01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:06,600
Flame Bag.

2550
01:57:06,840 --> 01:57:07,900
Nine Mill Jill.

2551
01:57:08,220 --> 01:57:08,540
Chris.

2552
01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:09,740
Mama Duck.

2553
01:57:09,980 --> 01:57:10,540
The Daddy.

2554
01:57:11,100 --> 01:57:12,460
Mark Formley Sweetbeaks.

2555
01:57:12,540 --> 01:57:13,160
Josh Henry.

2556
01:57:13,620 --> 01:57:14,460
Francis Assange.

2557
01:57:14,600 --> 01:57:15,560
Sandra Joyce.

2558
01:57:16,080 --> 01:57:17,360
Hot Jaj.

2559
01:57:17,740 --> 01:57:19,560
Thank you very much, Hot Jaj.

2560
01:57:20,880 --> 01:57:24,100
And yeah, we've covered all our bases there.

2561
01:57:24,300 --> 01:57:25,560
I want to say a big thanks to everyone.

2562
01:57:25,560 --> 01:57:27,280
I hope you're getting on well, lads.

2563
01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:28,740
And thanks very much for joining us.

2564
01:57:29,320 --> 01:57:33,640
The football does not stop and the fun doesn't stop when we've got Billy Bet.

2565
01:57:33,860 --> 01:57:35,140
Billy Bet in the house.

2566
01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:38,040
Took the winnings and I fucking threw it in the sea.

2567
01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:41,600
I started bawling, crying, and then I lost the fucking money again.

2568
01:57:41,780 --> 01:57:42,320
Billy Bet.

2569
01:57:42,420 --> 01:57:42,920
Billy Bet.

2570
01:57:43,040 --> 01:57:43,560
Billy Bet.

2571
01:57:43,680 --> 01:57:44,220
Billy Bet.

2572
01:57:44,340 --> 01:57:44,960
Billy Bet.

2573
01:57:44,960 --> 01:57:45,080
Billy.

2574
01:57:45,940 --> 01:57:47,220
We'll see you later, folks.

2575
01:57:47,300 --> 01:57:48,560
Thanks very much for joining us.

2576
01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:49,740
Been a lovely night.

2577
01:57:50,280 --> 01:57:51,120
We'll talk to you later.

2578
01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:52,300
Great bit of football.

2579
01:57:53,460 --> 01:57:53,960
Bye-bye.

2580
01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:55,280
See you, lads.

2581
01:57:56,140 --> 01:57:56,620
Free France.

2582
01:57:56,760 --> 01:57:57,920
Hashtag Free Francis.

2583
01:57:58,680 --> 01:57:59,180
See you later.

2584
01:58:00,400 --> 01:58:00,780
Bye-bye.

2585
01:58:04,080 --> 01:58:04,580
Good luck.

2586
01:58:04,620 --> 01:58:06,140
With the money I'm going to make up the app,

2587
01:58:06,200 --> 01:58:10,560
I'm going to buy a limited edition pressing of Dario G's Sun Chime on vinyl.

2588
01:58:10,780 --> 01:58:12,380
I don't even have a record player here.

2589
01:58:12,380 --> 01:58:42,380
Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet, Bilibet

2590
01:58:42,380 --> 01:58:44,280
Two tips there that came through as we were reading.

2591
01:58:44,380 --> 01:58:45,420
Thank you very much, the schunk.

2592
01:58:45,560 --> 01:58:47,820
Tommy looking healthy with the wide open eyes.

2593
01:58:48,340 --> 01:58:48,960
Thanks very much.

2594
01:58:49,040 --> 01:58:52,300
I'm very close to the screen, so it hurts the retina,

2595
01:58:52,440 --> 01:58:53,840
but I need to be able to see the match.

2596
01:58:54,440 --> 01:58:57,160
And thought for the day, Tommy, Roma wasn't built in a day,

2597
01:58:57,520 --> 01:59:00,260
but it was certainly destructed in 40 minutes.

2598
01:59:00,360 --> 01:59:01,200
What a way to leave it on.

2599
01:59:01,480 --> 01:59:02,360
We'll see you later, lads.

2600
01:59:02,620 --> 01:59:02,980
Good night.

2601
01:59:03,340 --> 01:59:03,780
God bless.

2602
01:59:04,740 --> 01:59:05,040
Bye-bye.

2603
01:59:06,200 --> 01:59:06,860
Bye, Pat.

2604
01:59:06,860 --> 01:59:16,860
Bye-bye.

2605
01:59:16,860 --> 01:59:17,400
Amen.

2606
01:59:17,400 --> 01:59:17,660
Amen.

2607
01:59:17,660 --> 01:59:17,900
you

2608
01:59:17,900 --> 01:59:47,880
Thank you.
